through sick lullabies

[christianiisms]

You…want to be a white chick?

[bennettjfc-blog]

You didn't... you didn't get that reference? Really? Oh, my god.

You've got so much to learn.

[jxckfck-deactivated20150205]

Like the movie White Chicks?

[bennettjfc-blog]

No, I mean like Paris Hilton---- of course the movie, dumbass.

[bennettjfc-blog]

Psst, you should all come and JOIN because we'd certainly love to have you! We'll pay you in love and cookies.

[bennettjfc-blog]

i'll be active later, promise! i've been ultra busy D:

[notabadday]

[bennettjfc-blog]

Someone asked me what my ideal future career would be, and I just replied, 'White Chicks'.

[christianiisms]

Cool, I just—uh. What are you doin’?

[bennettjfc-blog]

Playing The Last of Us---- what're you doing?

[jxckfck-deactivated20150205]

Did you use different voices? Usually that helps with the one-sidedness.

[bennettjfc-blog]

I pretended to be British, and it, uh... didn't go so well. I dunno how to spice the conversation up anymore than I did.

[jxckfck-deactivated20150205]

This is why Evil is your middle name. All I need to know from that night was that it was fun. That’s it. I’ll remember to not get on your bad side. 

[bennettjfc-blog]

At this rate I should just become an evil villain or something, I'm already cute. I could get away with it. If you were gonna get on my bad side, you'd already be on it, you know.

[jxckfck-deactivated20150205]

I think if I loved you anymore our bromance would get awkward.

[bennettjfc-blog]

I'm touched. I wouldn't mind getting freaky with you, man, but my boo would get jealous.

[alaskakinsley-blog]

Hey, what are you doing? I was bored so I decided to bother you.

[bennettjfc-blog]

Video games, it's my every Saturday routine. It can't be broken. D'you at least bring food? I haven't eaten since I assumed this position four hours ago.

[bennettjfc-blog]

Yeah, yeah---- door's open! Come on in.

[christianiisms]

I don’t like makin’ the first move.

[bennettjfc-blog]

Mmm... I'll have to keep that in mind.

[christianiisms]

I didn’t just say all that stuff for you to not kiss me.

[bennettjfc-blog]

Alright, alright... if you wanted a kiss, all you had to do was ask, you know.

[christianiisms]

And, I mean…that’s all a girl could ask for, really. No, you can’t! That’s why it’s science, you know. If you’re looking for a general consensus here…I would have to say that is a very good idea.

[bennettjfc-blog]

So, does that mean I can... I can kiss you now? 

[regie]

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[christianiisms]

Exactly! I mean…how messed up would that be? We gotta protect my lips at all costs or somethin’ like that, I dunno. Yes, really! Do I look like someone who goes around lyin’ to other people about stuff? So if I liked it and you liked it, then…it would make sense, y’know, scientifically speakin’ or whatever, to just…do it again. Right?

[bennettjfc-blog]

Oh, very messed up! And as your loving bodyguard, I've got to protect you. It's my rightful job. You won't be getting any kisses from serial killers on my watch, I promise. Scientifically speaking... you can't go wrong with science, can you? If we both... liked it, which I did, why not do it more often?