☾ young god ☽

&&. ❝ -- he smells like cigarettes and mistakes. ❞

[freyaloden]

“ i’m sure some things sound better in a persons head. like, you look so much better since you’ve had that kid. just what every girl wants to hear. ”

[christianiisms]

“ has anyone actually said that ever ?? ”

[inevitcble]

“It wouldn’t surprise me,” she said with a shrug, “But in all seriousness the only thing on this computer is a program for my commissions and that’s all I use it for is work. I’m not sure if there’s a virus or something on it but it’s getting pretty ridiculous.”

[christianiisms]

“ right, well--it’s probably just adware. but whatever it is, i’ll get rid of it for you. ”

[faulkncr-blog]

“It’s kind of refusing to turn on. I’ve tried restarting it and all that fun stuff but still no difference. Is it possible that it could be a dud?” 

[christianiisms]

“ is the battery charged ?? ”

[michellejcnes]

“It’s beeping a lot, it’s driving me nuts.”

[christianiisms]

“ what did you do to it ?? ”

[scottmyricnthous-deactivated202]

“I know crap all about the mechanics of computers so it might be. As long as you can recover my photos, I don’t really mind. I have three clients waiting for their pictures to be processed.”

[christianiisms]

“ --right. i’ll see what i can do, ” he nodded as he got to work on her computer. never one to work in silence, he decided to strike up some small talk. “ what do you do ?? ”

[danny-j-jones-blog]

Danny raised an eyebrow, “Sorry to be bothering you with this.” He leaned against the table, “Nah, it’s just my porn laptop.” He joked, smiling to try and calm the tension. “And I have it all backed up, if you know what I mean.” He knew it made no sense.

[christianiisms]

“ forty bucks and we’ll call it even, ” he muttered as he pulled the laptop open and got to work. at the other male’s next words, he let out a quiet chuckle, a small smile gracing his lips as he shook his head. “ spank bank, huh ?? anyway--i’ll see what i can do. ”

[danny-j-jones-blog]

“I think it’s the blue screen of death.” He sighed, “I’m sure all hope is lost but I just wanted to check with the expert.”

[christianiisms]

“ of course it is. hope you don’t have a lot of important shit on this thing. anyway--i’ll see what i can do to stop this shit from happening again. ”

[scottmyricnthous-deactivated202]

“Damn thing won’t turn on… I don’t know why, it was working fine yesterday. And yes, it’s fully charged— I plugged it myself this morning for an hour.”

[christianiisms]

“ and you know for sure it isn’t a batter issue ?? i’ll check anyway. if not, it might be a problem with your motherboard and you’ll likely have to get a new one. ”

[inevitcble]

“Porn Ads keep popping up out no where, and I know what you’re thinking – but no, I don’t do anything unmentionable on this.”

[christianiisms]

“ --sure. that’s what everyone else says too. did you know that no one in this city watches porn ?? how odd. ” he rolled his eyes, clearly unimpressed. “ i don’t really care what you do on your own computer. that’s your shit, not mine. anyway--you probably just have a virus. i’ll take a look for you. ”

[christianiisms]

“ --well you’ve come to the right place. what did you say was wrong with it again ?? make it quick, though. i got shit to do. ”

[fcnsecas-blog]

“ woah, STOP —- where the hell do you think you are going ?? the no admittance sign is there for a reason. ”

[christianiisms]

“ what are you--the police ?? ”

[lxxson]

                  ❝ Well, at least you are honest. That has to count as something. ❞

[christianiisms]

“ sure. it’s not like i’ve got anything to lie about. ”

[lxxson]

                   ❝ Oh really? What’s your excuse? ❞

[christianiisms]

“ for getting beat up ?? i’m just a dick. ”

[fcklourd-deactivated20161125]

“Oh, what? There’s something on my shirt… Oh. Thank you, for pointing it out. I  appreciate it, you could have easily let me wander about looking like I don’t know how to work a proper washer. I don’t even know what exactly it is. I’ve deemed it ‘kid juice’, which could really be a combination of anything really. Apple sauce, actual literal juice, snot, drool, mushed animal crackers… among other’s but I’ll spare you the gory details.”  

[christianiisms]

“ look--i didn’t want the whole story, okay ?? so feel free to shut up any time now. ”

[sosophiabush-blog]

“And I’m just supposed to take your word for it, just like that?” 

[christianiisms]

“ i don’t really give a shit either way, honestly. ”

[lxxson]

                    ❝ Stop worrying about me,okay?. It’s really not as bad as it looks. ❞

[christianiisms]

“ i’m really not all that worried. i’ve had worse. ”