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beardedmrbean

hotvampireadjacent

borderlands-disorder

princecroutons

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

girlonradio

yunihong

A gentle reminder 🌈🤍

argumate

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

sexhaver

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

therealbeachfox

There are several other reasons why all the supernatural happenings of the 1800s (spontaneous human combustion in particular) tapered off.

People stopped wallpapering their homes with stuff that exuded mild hallucinogenics.

People got a lot better about realizing black mold existed, black mold probably shouldn't exist in their house, and preventing black mold from existing in their house.

People stopped lighting their homes with gas flames, which meant they no longer had sprawling conduits of leaky gas tubing throughout every room of their house that tended to outgas even when not lit. (Which was pulling a double-hitter of both causing shit to randomly catch on fire -and- making everyone wildly hallucinate)

People stopped (and I am being very serious, this is just what people did) filling washing tubs full of gasoline and using the gasoline to scrub out persistent stains from their clothes they'd then put on and wear while smoking cigarettes by the giant open hearth that provided most of the heat of their parlor room.

(Between ghost photography, "Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Dancing Faeries", and inadvertent double-exposures, I suspect it took a few years before cameras started reducing the amount of strange happenings instead of increasing them.)

segamascott

souplover13

image: tweet. "There was a Guy in my class this semester who kept using the word ontologically wrong and one day my professor finally broke and siad "Ontologically can be a tricky word to use so don't feel like you have to" and then the guy stopped showing up for classes entirely". end ID.

luxfuxxvii

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

anxietyproblem

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)

heyhoneyfox

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

cyrannus95

#'[Darth Vader] betrayed and murdered your father' MY BELOVED (tag by @gorandomshesaid)

kafkaesquegf

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army