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[acegalionarchive]

That sounds like a personal problem to me. It seems tacky I guess, but I guess somewhere worth working wouldn’t consider a name as a real reason to mark down someone with the right qualifications. But will you power through Black Friday mobs with me? Can’t be in your presence if I’ve been trampled because I went by myself. 

[bensonreyesarchive]

Right. If someone were to not hire you because of something as simple as your first name, then who gives a shit about not working for them? I might go out with you, yeah. Why do you want to go so bad, though? It's just a bunch of people running around and knocking each other over to get the best deal on a new iPhone. 

[acegalionarchive]

What am I, if not cheesy? Thank you, but I don’t know how it’ll fare when I need to sound professional and not have a name that may as well be Fantastic or Good or Dynamite. I’ve heard it as a last name, and I’ve heard of lots of Benjamin’s, but yeah, I’d say Benson as a first name is unique. Okay, I’m going to be even more upset if he’s ditching me to shop with his girlfriend he’s with 24/7 already than if he’s actually missing—almost. 

[bensonreyesarchive]

You may be cheesy, but I'm definitely not. That's why it doesn't work. I think the meaning behind your name will only add to your success. Having a name synonymous with good traits can't make you look bad, right? Hey, you have me. I'm more than enough. Just being in my presence should make your entire fucking day. Who cares about Ashton and Tori off in La La Land? 

[acegalionarchive]

Benson and Ben are too boring, Benny. I wish my first name were longer so there were nicknames people could use. I tried that, but he hasn’t even opened it yet and that was hours ago. I swear he’s probably camping outside some store without me and I’m rallying together a search party right now.

[bensonreyesarchive]

It makes us sound like we're in some sort of cheesy relationship. I hate it. Ace is a pretty cool name, though. I've never met anyone else with that name. Then again, I've never met anyone named Benson either. Chill. Ashton's probably somewhere with Tori. 

[acegalionarchive]

Don’t disrespect Chipotle, Benny. That’s only Taco Bell burritos. But there are plenty of bathrooms around town anyway, and I will go into every retailer in the city if need to be to find him to make sure he’s not trying to find the best deals without me.

[bensonreyesarchive]

I'm not the one being disrespectful, Ace. You're disrespecting me with the usage of that god awful nickname. Why don't you just text him? I think that'd be a lot easier.

[acegalionarchive]

After I finish this Chipotle burrito, I need someone to go with me to find out where the hell Ashton has been. Haven’t seen that shit in way too long and I need someone to go Black Friday shopping with me.

[bensonreyesarchive]

After you finish that burrito, you're probably going to have to shit before you go looking for the piece of shit that is Ashton Fields. 

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[ashton--fields]

I think I’m starting to go crazy with such a massive loss of human contact.

[bensonreyesarchive]

Leave your dorm for once and stop hiding. We maybe kind of miss you a lot. And not we as in me, but as in everyone in general.

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[acegalionarchive]

You talk like you’re in the 17th century sometimes, you know that? Half thug life half duke life. No, no, I’m just going to need some recovery time. Maybe I’ll toss the games out and go to Subway or something to ease back from all junk to real food. I’ll throw on cheese and all the vegetables for good measure.

[bensonreyesarchive]

Thugraham Lincoln is my name on the street. I'm assuming you'll eventually get tired of it and never want to pick it up again like you did the last time you were addicted. Eat spinach or some shit. Subway's good, you should bring me back a sub the next time you go. 

[ashton--fields]

You can’t resist me, can you? You’re an even bigger douche for calling me a douche for calling you a douche when you’re really the douche, douche. 

[bensonreyesarchive]

You're fairly resistible, so don't get too full of yourself. You're the biggest douche for calling me a douche about calling you a douche in the first place when you could have just accepted the fact that you are indeed a douche, douche. 

[acegalionarchive]

Fair enough. I wouldn’t dream of it, you’re probably an awful cook and I need some really nutritious stuff—maybe I’ll pick up a multivitamin. I worked one shift this week and grabbed a few breadsticks, but that’s not exactly helping the situation other than the fact I was on my feet for a while. That’s boring, I saw like six generations come and go this week.

[bensonreyesarchive]

Hey, don't be rude. I can cook a decent meal if I actually put forth some effort. At least bread has a lot of carbs so you had enough calories to be able to walk around and work and everything, but you should probably eat a proper meal soon. Are we losing you to a game, Ace?

[ashton--fields]

If your name is Benson, or relatively close to it, chances are you’re a douche. 

[bensonreyesarchive]

There's the Ashton we all know and love. You're a douche for calling me a douche, douche. 

[acegalionarchive]

Untrue, I’ve got a couple motherlode codes. Maybe I should get someone to make me healthy food so a while so I don’t sabotage my metabolism and fuck up my speed. So how’s the land of the living?

[bensonreyesarchive]

I'd say yours are more of a fatherlode code. If you're implying that I should be that person, don't even think about it. Do you not get food from your job, or do you even still have a job anymore? The real world's been the same old, really. Nothing ever changes around here.

[ashton--fields]

If you place your condiments and vegetables on the bottom of your burger, you’re basically dead to me.

[bensonreyesarchive]

If your name is Ashton, or relatively close to it, then you're dead to me.

[acegalionarchive]

Listen, I’m a billionaire in that game so I’m really like top dog living in the best mansion ever. Though I could really use some real food besides cheetos.

[bensonreyesarchive]

Still lame in real life, though. You should have at least ordered a pizza or something instead of living off of chips for the past few days. Now you're going to be sick of those and never want to eat them again.

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