Right. If someone were to not hire you because of something as simple as your first name, then who gives a shit about not working for them? I might go out with you, yeah. Why do you want to go so bad, though? It’s just a bunch of people running around and knocking each other over to get the best deal on a new iPhone.
Wait, you'd actually go? I didn't take you as the type--but now fuck Ashton. Although maybe as a friend I should still be concerned about his whereabouts. It's just the novelty and adrenaline rush I guess, it feels good to find a couple really great deals early in the morning and a good chance to get a head start on Christmas gifting.


















