Jan 15
I’ve got this cute, yet pathetic little loser that nonstop - every single day messages me endlessly. Constant worship and admiration. Begging to be noticed and to have even an ounce of my attention.
One day he came through on his knees, last hope in hands and sent me his credit card information…
He absolutely adores being my little gooner, getting ignored, being made fun of for how much of an idiot he is. As well as funding me and my needs. Obviously.
So I thought I would finally make a little post introducing him and showing his silly little face 🤭
Everyone, meet David. 😇 xx
