BenThereDoneThat

Gamer. Cat owner. Tech nerd.

[only-cat-memes]

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[caats]

[lordofthebutt-deactivated201704]

Your allah hat is very pretty

Thank you lol. It’s actually called a hijab.

[memewhore]

[precariouswizardry]

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

[sovietsquiddo]

[memewhore]

[germz4u]

Me

[depsidase]

[larkandkatydid]

I have known multiple women who had beautiful German Shepherds who loved them, tolerated their children and bit their shitty husbands all the fucking time at the drop of a hat. The one I remember most strongly was a friend of my parents when I was about nine and utterly enthralled with her beautiful shepherd named Watson who patiently endured my obsession. Specifically, I remember the husband cautioning my mom about it and my mom responding, “oh Jesus, Steve, we all know Watson only bites you.”

I’m not a responsible enough dog trainer to have a German Shepherd but I admire this trait so much.

[larkandkatydid]

Watson looked to my child self like one of the wolves from Twilight (huge, fluffy, majestic) and did not like annoying children and I loved him so much and could not leave him alone and he never bit me. Steve, a serial philanderer, once allowed his shadow to cross over Watson’s face and needed seven stitches.

[larkandkatydid]

German shepherds are dogs who make moral choices.

[cult-of-the-eye]

I love how intricate asexuality can be. No sex at all? Sure! Just want to watch? Brilliant! Only comfortable with topping? You go girl! Only rarely feel aroused and when you do it's very touch and go? Wonderful! Kinky but not in a sex way? Coolio! Queerness is full of nuance and people are complicated and things never live in a vacuum!!

[annabelle--cane]

asexuality is word that describes an orientation, not a set of behaviors, ace people can do all kinds of sexual behaviors and still be asexual. some ace people have sex, some don't. some ace people kiss, some don't. some ace people masturbate, some don't. some ace people get homoerotically stabbed, some don't. it's as easy as that to understand.

[annabelle--cane]

hey full offense but if you come onto this post to be acephobic I'm going to kill you with hammers. stay out of asexuals' business and maybe learn idk Anything or read a single book on asexuality before deciding that you personally get to decide on the true meaning of the world on behalf of every asexual on earth.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[cherryyflavoured]

Do you want me to pull them to the side? 😏✨❤️

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[rylandsgrace]

#I hope they feel like Italian today

[8o--o8-deactivated20220523]

You know the best thing about the internet is when you do time jokes like this, in any medium, there will be at least one person on the internet somewhere who will just remember that joke until they can make it go full circle no matter how long it takes