a whole lotta cheese

like an entire chunk. a unit of cheese / an adult

[desmess]

saboteur

[mzlle-punzi]

[meruz]

flower field

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[scrapoddles]

Frames from my GRIDDLEHARK ANIMATIC... go watch :)

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

Aro/crack/attack for John, Mercymorn and Augustine

Aro: Mercymorn. because i think it would add an interesting dimension to a lot of her relationships if she's completely uninterested in that type of love/validation

Crack: Augustine. mainly by process of elimination and also i think she could have a very entertaining crisis about it.

Attack: John. acid jail :)

[czw]

[theonion]

Expressing disappointment with what she described as unfulfilled campaign promises, local Make America Healthy Again voter Sandra Murrow told reporters Tuesday that she felt betrayed by the continued survival of her own children. “I voted for Trump because I was sure RFK Jr.’s health policies would put my son and daughter in the dirt on day one, but lately, I’m starting to worry that my kids might make it to adulthood,” said Murrow, adding that in her view, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s vaccine skepticism, opposition to water fluoridation, and embrace of raw milk simply hadn’t gone far enough to endanger her kids. “I’ve always been a believer in dismantling public health infrastructure in favor of life-threatening pseudoscience, and I’m starting to feel like the GOP used that to take advantage of me with a bunch of hollow campaign-trail bluster.”

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[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[molombo]

What does it take to make African mythology real? Everything we had. Over 70% of our Kickstarter Backers came from Tumblr. Thank you. Now it's yours.

ZAIROO is out now.

[wrigglewormz]

It must feel good as fuck to have a slow burn painful transformation into a horrible creature...slow enough you can deny it at first until you cut your tongue on your teeth....till your hands crack with every movement and your nails make an odd scraping sound against your cup and your grip is too strong. Till you ache all the time and were you always this tall. Slow loss of plausible deniabiltiy. I eat it up always and forever.

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[nonegenderleftpain]

@aydascomprehendsubtext

[lostlightsperceptor]

[enba-and-luka]

[typhlosyon]

Oh no Im all alone. I hope nobody comes out from the ALIVE fog and comes fucks me

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[runasulienadanika]

the locked tomb aka Gideon having the worst time of her life and Harrow having the worst time of her life and Camilla having the worst time of her life and Palamedes having the worst time of his life and Nona having the best time of her life and Ianthe pretending to have the best time of her life while having the worst time of her life.

[micromontage]

[loseremo]