We All Return To The Dirt. Ohio Worms Forever.

Squid, 28. No Minors. Good luck parsing this blog. Spin my pronoun wheel to determine my pronouns >:) https://wheelofnames.com/nyq-sp2

[sovietsquiddo]

ive been using a pronoun wheel on discord for a while rather than going by any and it's been great so I'm adding it to my tumblr description too.

[nyanletnest]

[mlarayoukai]

age regression omorashi saw

[sovietsquiddo]

i dont normally post clips directly to tumblr but I need as many people as possible to see this fucking clip of penny just brute forcing a puzzle

(sub to my youtube if you like clip edits like this)

https://www.youtube.com/@ClipChimpt

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[tiny-brass-bot]

I needed a scientist character who builds all the rocket jumping tech for the Space Station. She's aloof, often absorbed in her music, and obsessed with wearing her kitty gloves, boots, and tail. But she crafts a mean space gun.

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[koholint]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[homestarrunner]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[orcboxer]

try to imagine a gnome being homophobic.

you CAN’T, right? they’re just too whimsical

Straight up this guy called me a slur

[orcboxer]

wait...i remember you...

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[chimeracauldron]

That boy ain't right

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!