king-eugene-of-the-world:
Oh my god. Everything I do is great, so I don’t know what you’re talking about with me killing your buzz or whatever.
I can’t imagine you have a lot of friends, Mr. Everything-I-Do-Is-Great.
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king-eugene-of-the-world:
Oh my god. Everything I do is great, so I don’t know what you’re talking about with me killing your buzz or whatever.
I can’t imagine you have a lot of friends, Mr. Everything-I-Do-Is-Great.
lolahowlett:
“It’s too perfect, like you spent too long on it.”
That’s so nice of you to say, but it really isn’t hard to get it like this.
lolahowlett:
“Depends on how bored I get.”
I guess we’ll get you a drink and hope for the best then.
colbieblack:
Of course you don’t.
I can get up with the rope but you had better have a hand waiting for me.Â
It’s fun to not care sometimes.
*he tosses a rope down to her* And my hand is right here for you.
king-eugene-of-the-world:
No because that isn’t true. I’m great.
Just because no one has told you doesn’t mean it’s not true. You’re literally killing my buzz, bro.
baileystoppable:
You know, you need to stop being so pessimistic.Â
I’m aware. I’ll get right on that, Sis. You need to lighten up a little bit though.
cleverstabbington:
“I’m good down here.”
You say that only because you have no idea how much fun it is up here.
colbieblack:
You look absolutely ridiculous up there, you know.
But fuck it, why not? Help me get up there.
I do know. Don’t care.
That’s the spirit, kinda. Can you get up with a rope or do you want a little more help than that?
baileystoppable:
I highly doubt that’s the case, Ben.
I doubt it too, but that would be quite the scandal.
lolahowlett:
Fuck yeah!
I like the enthusiasm, but are you going to make fun of my hair this time?
lolahowlett:
“I thought your hair was meant to be a joke.”
My hair? What’s wrong with my hair?
commelejardin:
A mixture of curiosity and wanting to join you, I suppose.Â
I say if you want to join me you definitely should. This ruling by my side thing is a limited time offer.
king-eugene-of-the-world:
But I own the world, so I technically claimed it first.
Has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of a buzzkill?
king-eugene-of-the-world:
What do you mean whatever I say? I’m the king.
I didn’t really mean anything by it, But you do realize I claimed this cabin first so that would make me just as much king of it, right? Maybe even more.
colbieblack:
What the fuck are you doing?
Ruling over my kingdom! Why don’t you come join me?
flower–princess:
I volunteer!Â
Wonderful! Now we’ll just need to get you up here.