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anexperimentallife

kyatra

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

woodox-earthtaurus

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

kyatra

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

accelerationist-king-piccolo

rimonoroni

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

void-drifter

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

sparkytheandroid

life feels exactly like this now

bgm05

mossbawn

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

mossbawn

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

fuckysuckybrigade

Legendary horror manga artist Junji Ito loved the Barbie movie (x)

convoloutedinjoke

I think it’s quite funny for Kim to have bad takes on certain things or weird, ineffective methods for performing everyday tasks that he insists are normal and for Harry to either incorporate them into his world view uncritically or be like

convoloutedinjoke

Kim, showing Harry how to change a lightbulb: the first thing you have to do is flip the switch an odd number of times to make sure the lightbulb is really broken and the electricity is off. I typically flip the switch eleven times, because then I'm certain that the bulb is out (flips the switch 12 times) ah…. See, I have accidentally flipped it an even number of times. This means I have to start over.

harry: silently watching Kim flip the switch for the 15th time while wondering if “can I just flip it three times?” Is a stupid question

avenoirn

summertime ☀️

fleshdyke

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

fleshdyke

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

baronfulmen

I hadn’t seen the second one. You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be. He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered. He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything. Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight. Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.