beny smoke a bunt

bullshit beny doodles daily (requests/submissions OPEN!) Queue: 4

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beny smoke a bunt

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Ok so, I was rewatching MasterGir's Blue Shift stream because I remembered something from the beginning of that game that i found... jarring? Anyways that game starts with some tests that Black Mesa gives to new security guards and all (regular stuff like idk jumping and shooting) but then one of the tests is just.... jumping across a pit of toxic radioactive sludge??

And Its just, so funny and fucked up that Black Mesa just straight up exposes new security guards to radiation the moment they enter the facility like...what happens if they fall in it. In the radioactive sludge. in their first day at the job.

ANYWAYS, this is related to hlvrai in the way that I think it would be really funny if Benrey used to be just a normal guy that fell into that pit of sludge and came out.... like that...with his weird powers and all... He is the only one that has survived falling into that and Black Mesa hired him mostly because the scientists want to know wtf is up with him, why is he now immortal. Why does he have the black mesa sweet voice. Why can he clip through walls. Why did radiation do that to him.

Benrey: hey man is this a side effect of the radiation *turns into whatever the hell he turned into in Xen* The scientists that fished him out of the sludge: .....i don't know.... that's scary....... Alternatively- it would also be really funny if black mesa does NOT have a pit of radiation that new security guards have to jump across, its a prop sludge that they put in for the tests. But either way Benrey fell into it and thinks that's why he is like that now, like in that text post about the joker chemicals.

Gordon: the other security guards seem normal, is Benrey an experiment?? Why is he like that... Benrey: the radioactive sludge pit in the security guard initiation tests turned me into this. Bubby: that pit is filled with regular green slime. Benrey: heehee hoo ha ho hee hoo

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Used sweet voice to light it up

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happy halloween everyone! sorry for the lack of activity here, i’m busy with commissions and i’m just not very inspired lately :[ have a fun night y’all!

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POV: beny asks you for your ps plus voucher

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Halloweenie

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happy month of halloween every1 :]

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He’s mad I took his gameclam

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that’s a weird looking dog

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Can’t remember if I submitted this one but beny goes horizontal

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ohhhh squarsh beny’s brother. delightful

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Ooga booga, unga bunga

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exclusive image of what i have in my skull instead of a brain

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hey sorry again for not drawing i really want to make silly benys but i just can’t bring myself to and i get discouraged easy :[ also i’m busy with commissions so that takes up most of my day. sorry again i love this little stupid bastard i’m just not exactly productive

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Where did he get that- he can’t have those

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Have to take my meds for the day. Daily dose of beny :]

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my gamer antidepressants

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He’s mad I put him in the corner. Keeps saying he hates me

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naughty benys get put in the time out corner to atone for their heinous sins

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Fucking stole my credit card!!! Gay little criminal

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so that’s why my debit card doesn’t have anything on it anymore this beny was stealing for pizzas!!!! how rude >:(

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Motherfucker got into my cubes

(Finally found this fucking pixel brush)

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beny no those cubes aren’t yours!!!!!! also tysm @kinda-sketchii for sharing so many delightful benys with us to keep this blog rolling :]

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first commission finished! done pretty quickly since i spent some very long stretches working on this guy and he’s small n not rock solid. commissioned by @saltycharacterasks :]

this is all wool except for the wire tail which was painted and glued on! just gotta find a nice box to mail him in now

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sorry for the silence still, i’m getting moneys :] a very kind follower has offered to submit many a beny so i’ll try to keep the queue full! y’all can submit too

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bunt buddies 
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@ursawood this is an amazing image and i am so honored you’re letting me have the honor of sharing it with the world. Bunt Buddies :)

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well? are you gonna give them one or not?