"I wanna be the one that makes your day."

[benzai-blaster]

So your steven universe opinion

“whats a steven universe”

[masu-pasu]

do you like the banzai blasters?

do you like… rping?

well come on down to banzai bastards- an rp server for just that! rping as the banzai blasters! ocs allowed, and duplicates are more than allowed!

this is just a fun little server where people can interact with other interpretations of the blasters- and can all have fun rps!

this is a semi-public server, while the link will never be directly posted- just send me a dm and ask to join!

[benzai-blaster]

“I SURE AM GLAD IT’S STILL VALENTINES DAY-” Bella grins at the camera.

[benzai-blaster]

You deserve the 169 followers!!! Congrats!!!

aaaAAAA

thank you!!!

[benzai-blaster]

none of the steven universe discourse is canon for benzai

a lso... than k y uo a l l for 169 followrs.. i m  c ry

[benzai-blaster]

*runs in* Ben i saw the thing about homeworld. I dont agree, but good job scaring Sylvie m'boy.

“What’s homeworld?? When did I scare Sylvie??”

[benzai-blaster]

A door is broken open- and Ben strides in.

“HOMEWORLD DID NOTHING WRONG, SYLVESTER-”

[doctorsleepytime]

“HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY HO U S E-”

[benzai-blaster]

“Yes! So anyways, Steven Universe-”

[doctorsleepytime]

He’s already calling the fucking police

[benzai-blaster]

HE IS SCRAMBLING OUT-

[benzai-blaster]

A door is broken open- and Ben strides in.

“HOMEWORLD DID NOTHING WRONG, SYLVESTER-”

[doctorsleepytime]

“HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY HO U S E-”

[benzai-blaster]

“Yes! So anyways, Steven Universe-”

[benzai-blaster]

A door is broken open- and Ben strides in.

“HOMEWORLD DID NOTHING WRONG, SYLVESTER-”

[benzai-blaster]

You idiot, your going to end up getting a life sentence

“COOL A LIGHT SENTENCE SOUNDS GREAT-”

[benzai-blaster]

BEN. LISTEN YOU DON’T NEED TO KILL A CHILD. YOU’D GO TO JAIL. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS.

“I’ve gone to jail before. Some crimes can never be forgiven.”

[benzai-blaster]

JAJAHS OMFG NO PLEASE LET THAT BE A FUCKING WATER GUN-

“Haha!” He does not elaborate.

[benzai-blaster]

KILL THE CHILD, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

“ok!”

he takes out a gun.

[benzai-blaster]

ive been blocked

[doctorsleepytime]

I feel like this debate has gotten very off topic? I want to hear Steven Universe hot takes.

[benzai-blaster]

“Is Kidpuncher really that bad a nickname-”

[doctorsleepytime]

I SAID HOMEWORLD STANS DON’T INTERACT CAN YOU FUCKING READ

[benzai-blaster]

no!

[benzai-blaster]

SIR DO NOT A PUNCH A KID. SIR WE NEED SAMMY TO TRUST YOU-

murder is ok!

[doctorsleepytime]

I feel like this debate has gotten very off topic? I want to hear Steven Universe hot takes.

[benzai-blaster]

“Is Kidpuncher really that bad a nickname-”