[benzeneteen]

☢ ben. 18. he prns. carrd. ☢

[deepspacememes]

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[benzeneteen]

suit jacket i had fitted ~10lbs of muscle ago is too narrow in the shoulders now #transgenderwin

[petewentzisblack1312]

we do have to contend with the fact that the reason there is this like perpetual conflation funnel that turns aave and other black dialects into 'gen z slang' and memes and the reason non black performers keep putting on blaccents and the reason pictures of black people just existing gets turned into memes is the same and its because its all minstrelsy.

[maxbytes]

[souplover13]

image: smiley face rubbing its hands together as if scheming, with caption "when the character got a all your worst traits". end ID

[yeniika]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Which is whatever

[thekidsfromyestergay]

[sayitaintsooooooooo]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[benzeneteen]

nvm my life rocks

[rockabillywife]

Do u think this was like an equivalent of wearing a baseball hat backwards? Was buster keaton masc? These are questions we all have

[robbierobertson]

"no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about bob dylan everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i'm feelin like a villain

[nereididae]

[benzeneteen]

was scrolling through posts about fwb (im in a situation.) and saw yours and i feel like i used to think that that could go well and now i really have changed my mind

my take is if you wouldn't be happy in an open relationship you should not do fwb

[benzeneteen]

can somebody please work on inventing cigarettes that don't give you cancer