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sports anime and superhero enthusiast | beware: not a spoiler free zone

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In honor of the world cup beginning today should I start watching blue lock??

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just found out what a notfic is the other day and I have Several of those in my notes app that I have been meaning to turn into full-blown fics but now that I know notfics exist I am so tempted to just post them but I feel the need to challenge myselfff 😭😭 urghhh

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idk man. something about a military setting creates such compelling gay romances. the control the pressure the toxicity breeds so much tension and angst gruh 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

[hamishlinklaters]

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Kinda wanna make Sheriff Hassan in tomodachi life but I feel guilty trapping him on another island.. something something even in death he cannot escape

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Holy crap thank goodness I finished Midnight Mass because it is superb. I crode nearly the entire last episode aoughhhhhh

[beetlebongos]

Looks thru a glory hole n sees a lovely meadow

[beetlebongos]

[isthisjackie]

@cryptidfuckery

[3000s]

im addicted to poke bowls

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I have once again referred to Neil Armstrong as Louis Armstrong

#embarrassed #😫😫😫

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YALL i had to screen share to Apple Support and the guy helping me saw my Haikyuu wallpaper and started gushing about sports anime with me

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

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The unrivaled joy I feel after leaving a comment on a fic

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[glintblade]

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom:

[glintblade]

none of you cunts better be reblogging this because you like harry potter btw.

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[local-dragon-haunt]

My friend group and I got into Pokemon Go pretty late. Like, 2019 late. We were fresh out of High School and in a tiny rural town with nothing to do, we'd hunt pokemon. One of the only pokestops in that town was at a park about a 15 minute drive from my house, and so my friends and I set up a system: meet up there in the afternoon. Hunt pokemon. Come back home and fuck around. Go back out at night and hunt more pokemon. We did this for most of the summer, unaware of the sideways glances my father was giving me.

One day, between our pokemon trips, my friends and I crashed at my house. We bided our time by baking some sugar-packed monstrosity brookies and settling down for a movie.

About halfway through, my dad comes up, visibly shaken. We pause the movie and ask him what what's up.

"Did you put...something... in the brownies? I had a couple of them, and I'm feeling weird."

My friends and I are thoroughly confused for about two seconds. And then it clicks. This entire time, my Dad has been convinced that 'Pokemon Go' has been code for hotboxing. He's placeboed himself into thinking that we've made weed brownies under his own roof. Mind you, to this day, I have never had even a puff of weed.

"Dad..." I say to my god-fearing father, feeling like the lamest nerd on planet earth, "...you're experiencing a sugar rush."

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Bro i KNOW you're joking. I'm PLAYING ALONG

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The angsty edits are gonna make me throw up crying once kamomedai vs karasuno gets animated