mom lover

they/them

[beriiville]

Nothing quenches my thirst more than 💕mountain water💕

[beriiville]

My main goal in life is to make cakes and give them to the goblins that live in the forest behind my house but I can't because there is no forest behind my house and I don't have anything to make cakes :^(

[hotgrrlbummer]

Me, pointing at frog: I love you such much you are splendid and glorious here is a ten hour long poem I composed just for you.

The frog:

Me: sobbing

[izmihlal]

[beriiville]

Just math class thingz

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO GO MUSHROOM FORAGING WITH YOU

[chickamauga]

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[beriiville]

I want to

S M A S H

P U M K I N S

[destroywhatdestroysyou-dwdy]

Layers of Fear portraits of wife by Andrzej Dybowski

[artofthegods]

Lucifer at Saint-Paul de Liège in Belgium (detail)

[pukicho]

Modern medicine is stupid lol. Just drink pee ???? 

[galeru]

Why can’t we make puff sleeves fashionable again? They look perfectly dashing. They are also perfect for dramatic flare and we all love that dramatic flare, do we not? Let’s make this happen.. Influence all to wear puff sleeves. It is time. 

[frogingly]

prettiest girl in the creek

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Her rival.

[polkaspotsposts-deactivated2020]

My gf (Girl frog)

[beriiville]

Don't you just love it when you lose something really important so you turn your room upside down looking for it and you still can't find it so you end up sitting on the floor with a huge mess around you.

I personally believe that that is the lowest part in anyone's life.

[handsmotif]

Cain gave the first vibe check

[dwuckk]

It's the 1st of September, you know what that means

It's halloween baby!

[beriiville]

Once spirit halloween opens it's halloween

It may still be 90° outside but it's halloween