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The most common types of problems on USS Enterprise-D:

- the romulans

- the borg

- something's wrong with everyone and it's Data's problem

- something's wrong with Data and it's everyone's problem

- someone has a crush on Picard and somehow it's everyone's problem

the-haiku-bot

- someone has a crush

on Picard and somehow it’s

everyone’s problem

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#OMG MY POST HAS BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE HAIKU BOT #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #i feel so fucking famous #like... this has NEVER happened to me before #and i've been on tumblr for almost 10 years #10/10 tumblr experience #i'm going to cry

kosmogrl

thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

somekindaspacecadet

#jean luc picard

leaky-port-nacelle

Star Trek: Enterprise writers: and you're sure? You've checked everything?

Some poor intern or something, eye bags darker than the dried coffee stains on their shirt: Confirmed. There's no mention of it in any existing Star Trek franchise. Across 25 total seasons of 5 shows, and 10 movies, over the last 40 years, there is absolutely zero conclusive evidence that Florida survives to see the founding of the Federation

ENT writers: excellent. Fkin send it.

#and that's why i love this show #star trek enterprise

the-lavender-clown

Remembered how much I love the DS9 kids (specifically Nog) so I had to redraw an old drawing of mine

The old version

#my kids btw #star trek ds9

aeiou142857

King's Crown by Season

#thranduil #the hobbit

nadiajustbe

I love reading all the theories about who wrote each part of LoTR and how, and my favourite addition to it is probably the idea of Sam actually writing/editing his own POV parts in all three main books, which is also painfully obvious.

Because when Frodo describes himself we don't really have much of description of his looks or/and oftenly his personality. We know what he says, what he thinks and what he does but it is rarely accompanied with any kind of physical description from him, because he has no desire to describe himsef detailingly.

When we move to Sam's pov, however, we have whole multi-paragraph description of how beautiful Frodo is, how his almost transparent skin shines under the sun, how peaceful his face is in his sleep, how cheerful is his laugh and how painful it is to look at his hardships. Like, the difference beetwen Frodo from general pov and Sam's POV is incredibly sweet and so, so funny.

Frodo: This is Frodo. Frodo is Just A Guy. He's currently going through the worst time of his life. Frodo looks like Frodo. Please, let him exist in this mortal plane for one more second.

Sam: This is the most beautiful creature and being on the whole Middle Earth. There's no one braver and better and more resilient than him. Here's twenty paragraphs about how wonderful he is and how beautiful his naked skin is in a Mordor Torture Chamber. I love him so much did you know that Frodo Baggins is so majestic. Did you know that.

#lotr #samfro

the-depressed-comedic-relief

ok can we talk about this frame I need to talk about this frame

this is right after Frodo gets on top of Sam, and the fact that Sam’s first instinct for Frodo in his lap WHILE HOLDING A DAGGER TO HIS THROAT was to reach out his hand to Frodo’s thigh to steady him before pulling it away??? Crazy. Saying “it’s your Sam” afterwards didn’t help his case either

#lotr #samfro

doomsbury

to all of those people who don't like boromir i'd like to remind you that boromir died with his honour intact. unlike isildur, face down in a river with arrows piercing through his back, corrupted and afraid. he fought as a son of gondor, protected what he knew was pure and died with the blessing of the king of men. he died laying in the arms of a king. his king. he may have been swayed by the power of the ring but in the end he fought and faced it. in the end his heart was true to his people. those of gondor—his home. and those of the fellowship—his friends. he died as a brother, a friend, and a hero.

#lotr #boromir