No. 1

Head elf and right hand man of the man himself. Irritable and optimistic, the arch elf is a stickler for work being done right and on time. Christmas Countdown

[atlaxlinguist-archive]

❝From your tone…..I am guessing. That my idea is not good?❞

[bernardheadelf]

"Yeah, you could say that. How would you even get your oven to 4000 degrees in the first place?"

[bernardheadelf]

Children hold the spirit of Christmas in their hearts. You wouldn't want to be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you ––– Santa?

[atlaxlinguist-archive]

❝So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000  degrees for 1 minute.❞

[bernardheadelf]

"Really? Are you actually having trouble deciding between those two options?"

[bernardheadelf]

"You can't possibly think that's a good idea                     –– especially this close to Christmas."

[bernardheadelf]

Important - Please Read!

So after several hiatuses and lots of thinking, I’ve come to the hard decision to drop Bernard from CDRP and go on a hiatus. I’m not sure how long it will be and I don’t know when I’ll come back to him. I’m really sad about this but there’s no point in forcing my muse when it’s not here and it’s not fair to everyone who’s waiting on a reply from me.

If you’d like to continue to follow me, you can find me at my Cinderella blog, my OC blog, or on my personal.

I am truly sorry to those who have been waiting for months for me and I hope you understand.

Well then…until next time!

[cxndrillon]

Ugh, so I’m not feeling up to replies right now. Beach threads will get top priority when I get back on but until then, I’m going to lurk and make icons or something. 

[bernardheadelf]

I'm yoyoing between a muse who is in love with Hawaii and wants to live there forever and one who's prepared to sulk his vacation away. 

[viriitualis-archive]

                        — B E A C H holiday ? 

                                                                  he’s there against his will.

[bernardheadelf]

"Mandatory beach holiday."

{ He isn't the most willing person there either. }

[ladyalxce-blog]

"——How can you drink that in this heat?"

Alice had changed out of her heavy traveling attire and into a pair of bloomer pants and a light blouse, having forsaken her corset for the sake of the heat. She looked vaguely like a pirate — and not unlike the one she would be sharing a bed with — but it was the best clothing she could come up with on short notice.

That being said, she was astounded that somebody could walk around drinking hot chocolate in this humidity, and in heavy clothes, nonetheless!

While her curiosity had gotten the better of her, Alice’s mannerly instincts soon kicked in, trying to save her informal slip-up.

"I mean—-isn’t it a bit hot to be drinking something like that? There’s some cooler stuff in the refrigerator, if you’d like me to get you some."

[bernardheadelf]

"Thanks but no thanks."

Unlike the woman before him, Bernard wasn't too worried about his manners. It was only a week and then he could go back to the Pole and never leave for at least a decade. At least, that's what he kept telling himself. Because if he listened to the other voice in his head, the one telling him this would be the longest week of his life, he'd drown himself in the blue waters outside.

Taking another sip of the hot drink, Bernard felt a wave of thankfulness wash over him as he took in the woman's outfit. As cool as the clothing looked, it was much too informal and strange for his liking. It seemed as though his magic would be essential for his survival, as it was the only way he wouldn't melt in this heat.

[bernardheadelf]

{ He hadn't brought many bags and so was settled in much quicker than most of his    room it seemed. His roomates – a mental groan at the word – were an eclectic mix    and he only knew a few. }

{ While that was preferable, he figured that it wouldn't be polite to stay holed up in his    room for the entirety of the stay and so ventured out towards the kitchen. }

"At least they have decent hot cocoa."

{ Muttering to himself, he prepared himself a mug and tried to pretend that the heat   wasn't too intense for the drink. }

[oztheblackrabbit-deactivated201]

questions about your character.

[bernardheadelf]

♥ - What does ‘love’ mean to them? ♠ - What are they afraid of? ♦ - What is one thing about them that they are most proud of? ♣ - What is one thing that they find embarrassing? (About them, others, things in general) ★ - Do they prefer daytime or nighttime and why? ☾- Are they prone to nightmares or dreamless sleep? ☼ - Something that/Someone who makes them happy. ☁ - If they’re caught out in the rain how do they react? ♪ - Are they musically inclined? ♫ - What kind of music do they enjoy? ✓ - How do they react to praise? ✕ - How do they handle rejection? ☺ - Do they prefer sour or sweet treats? ❄ -  Favorite season and why? ☮ - Do they have an idol or someone they look up to? ❤ - Do they have a love interest? ✖ - Who is someone they just cannot stand? ♔ - Do they value loyalty? ♕ - Do they trust easily?

[saileille]

⇨ ( bernardheadelf )

          ❝—— nice costume. ❞

[bernardheadelf]

"Are you this judgmental with everyone new?"

[themostcharmingprince]

"I understand how important the holiday is to you. The kingdom offers you its assistance in any way it can."

[bernardheadelf]

"Thanks, but I don't think you can exactly help. There's a reason that elves have been looking after Christmas for so many centuries."

[anoldsarahblogimaydeletelater-d]

♕ –; “Fine. But they’re still both really inconvenient. I guess I’ll have to deal with it though. It’s not like I can control either.”

[bernardheadelf]

"Yeah, I'll agree with you there. Weather is definitely something you don't want to try to control. It's very temperamental and unpredictable."

[wxnterghost-archive-blog]

   The man waited patiently for Bernard to return with the drinks. He was nice… Something he wouldn’t entirely expect from the other. Still, he was grateful for the support he was willing to give him, even though he wasn’t required to do so.

   He looked at the mug that was handed to him and sighed. Hot chocolate, huh? Well, nothing beats sugary chocolate liquid. He took a sip himself, careful knowing that it was hot and then set down the mug. It was a helping a bit with relaxing, but he was still so very tense. He looked up to the other man, who made an amusing face upon trying the hot chocolate.

   It was decent, no? Perhaps he’s had better.

                ❝Thanks… For this, I mean.❞ He sighed, ❝You didn’t have to do this.❞

[bernardheadelf]

"What? And just leave you on the street when you clearly weren't in the best of states? Yeah, right."

{ The elf can't help but scoff at the idea of ignoring someone in need. He may be old and jaded, but his core was pure goodness and even his magic was fueled by Christmas spirit –– neither of those things could condone leaving someone out in the cold.

Taking another sip of the hot chocolate, Bernard decided that he would leave one of his recipes for the baristas to look at and hopefully use. The world deserved better. }

[potixns]

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[bernardheadelf]

sarcasmandleatherjackets replied to your post “I’ve got several replies queued and they’ll be published tomorrow...”

Why not try writting something for him? Like the headcannon day challenge? Or even watch the movies again, it might help. Hope you get him back, friend!

I find headcanons with him can get rough. I've actually got a couple saved in my drafts I still need to fill out and publish. I'm thinking of watching the movies this weekend and seeing if that'll kick him in the pants. Thank you for your help!

imcalledsnowwhite replied to your post “I’ve got several replies queued and they’ll be published tomorrow...”

*offers hugs*

*accepts the hugs*

Thank you love