BernDownTheHouse

[berndownthehouse]

Hello there

This is going to be a generic bland intro page because I am kinda tired right now and also i am lazy

My last 5 Tumblr accounts got banned for 'spreading misinformation', but that's just the moderators silencing the voices of those who speak out against them

Begrudgingly, I'm forced to keep my 'theories' to myself, but that doesn't mean I'm going to post basic 'ohh the earth is flat' or 'ohhh aliens built the pyramids' type stuff.

Aka, a conspiracy theoriest Bernard Dowd page

Before the cult and all that btw

Side note: I'd like to focus more on Bernard's insane conspiracies side, so feel free to send me the most batchit stupid asks

I'm also alright with shipping, whether it be with Tim or kin, or even ocs

[killowave]

[berndownthehouse]

@thegirlblunder-spoiler

Finally following my middle school dream!

[death-for-hire]

....Rex said you wouldn't kill me if i pissed you off, so...

*starts playing the most irritating song in the world*

[There was a sigh of disappointment, before he rubs his face in annoyance]

Never listen to that boy.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

....so you will kill me...?

[Spoiler ticks up the volume by one.]

[death-for-hire]

No, I'm going to throw you off the nearest bridge and let mother nature do it's course.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

pffft, you can try, but im a great swimmer. how else would my ghost have saved BB by dragging her out of her mind waters?

[death-for-hire]

Not all bridges go over rivers. Busy interstates.. Canyons.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...i mean... ive been hit by cars before...?

with or without grapple? because even without i'll probably just crack my head open a little

[death-for-hire]

That's-... Ever heard of a therapist? I suggest one that works with veterans.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

whaaa, why would i need a therapist??? hello???

[berndownthehouse]

d'you want me to read out a list or?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

>:/

[berndownthehouse]

I)Your dad

2)your mom

3)middle school.............

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

my moms AWESOME, firstly, besides the times she's fucked up, and secondly i was totally normal in middle school

[berndownthehouse]

your mom is cool Steph, but you most definitely still have some issues of back when she was still a drug addict

And also, youre fooling nobody with that middle school comment 😑

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

pfft, no i dont, thats crazy talk. also, maybe dont mention my mom while ONE OF THE BAT'S ENEMIES IS LITERALLY RIGHT HERE!

....i still think i was cool in middle school. so what if i wore some ugly clothing, i wasnt too weird. and anyways, at least I didnt go around telling people that i was going to raid Area 51 and find all the aliens in the facility and upload them to my blog

[berndownthehouse]

Hey! I WILL do it one day, just not now.

And what about the time you almost got expelled TWICE

[death-for-hire]

....Rex said you wouldn't kill me if i pissed you off, so...

*starts playing the most irritating song in the world*

[There was a sigh of disappointment, before he rubs his face in annoyance]

Never listen to that boy.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

....so you will kill me...?

[Spoiler ticks up the volume by one.]

[death-for-hire]

No, I'm going to throw you off the nearest bridge and let mother nature do it's course.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

pffft, you can try, but im a great swimmer. how else would my ghost have saved BB by dragging her out of her mind waters?

[death-for-hire]

Not all bridges go over rivers. Busy interstates.. Canyons.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...i mean... ive been hit by cars before...?

with or without grapple? because even without i'll probably just crack my head open a little

[death-for-hire]

That's-... Ever heard of a therapist? I suggest one that works with veterans.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

whaaa, why would i need a therapist??? hello???

[berndownthehouse]

d'you want me to read out a list or?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

>:/

[berndownthehouse]

I)Your dad

2)your mom

3)middle school.............

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

my moms AWESOME, firstly, besides the times she's fucked up, and secondly i was totally normal in middle school

[berndownthehouse]

your mom is cool Steph, but you most definitely still have some issues of back when she was still a drug addict

And also, youre fooling nobody with that middle school comment 😑

[death-for-hire]

....Rex said you wouldn't kill me if i pissed you off, so...

*starts playing the most irritating song in the world*

[There was a sigh of disappointment, before he rubs his face in annoyance]

Never listen to that boy.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

....so you will kill me...?

[Spoiler ticks up the volume by one.]

[death-for-hire]

No, I'm going to throw you off the nearest bridge and let mother nature do it's course.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

pffft, you can try, but im a great swimmer. how else would my ghost have saved BB by dragging her out of her mind waters?

[death-for-hire]

Not all bridges go over rivers. Busy interstates.. Canyons.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...i mean... ive been hit by cars before...?

with or without grapple? because even without i'll probably just crack my head open a little

[death-for-hire]

That's-... Ever heard of a therapist? I suggest one that works with veterans.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

whaaa, why would i need a therapist??? hello???

[berndownthehouse]

d'you want me to read out a list or?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

>:/

[berndownthehouse]

I)Your dad

2)your mom

3)middle school.............

[death-for-hire]

....Rex said you wouldn't kill me if i pissed you off, so...

*starts playing the most irritating song in the world*

[There was a sigh of disappointment, before he rubs his face in annoyance]

Never listen to that boy.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

....so you will kill me...?

[Spoiler ticks up the volume by one.]

[death-for-hire]

No, I'm going to throw you off the nearest bridge and let mother nature do it's course.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

pffft, you can try, but im a great swimmer. how else would my ghost have saved BB by dragging her out of her mind waters?

[death-for-hire]

Not all bridges go over rivers. Busy interstates.. Canyons.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

...i mean... ive been hit by cars before...?

with or without grapple? because even without i'll probably just crack my head open a little

[death-for-hire]

That's-... Ever heard of a therapist? I suggest one that works with veterans.

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

whaaa, why would i need a therapist??? hello???

[berndownthehouse]

d'you want me to read out a list or?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

still noyhing

Talk tome kelp

aghhhh ummmmmmm fruit

[berndownthehouse]

i like furit

Mango good

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

how abt pinnaple

[berndownthehouse]

it is also good

I Like most fruits

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

mm i dont like pineapple. my second favorite is cherry

[berndownthehouse]

Ah cherry js also nice fruit

I like it on cake

what is your fav

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

my fav is green jujube

[berndownthehouse]

ooh,never had jujube before

Howq does ir taste

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

still noyhing

Talk tome kelp

aghhhh ummmmmmm fruit

[berndownthehouse]

i like furit

Mango good

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

how abt pinnaple

[berndownthehouse]

it is also good

I Like most fruits

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

mm i dont like pineapple. my second favorite is cherry

[berndownthehouse]

Ah cherry js also nice fruit

I like it on cake

what is your fav

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

still noyhing

Talk tome kelp

aghhhh ummmmmmm fruit

[berndownthehouse]

i like furit

Mango good

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

how abt pinnaple

[berndownthehouse]

it is also good

I Like most fruits

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Anyway, I think If Stephanie got to see Batman in person when she was a little kid, she’d have the same unbridled wonder as if she was seeing Santa Claus.

[berndownthehouse]

@thegirlblunder-spoiler

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

still noyhing

Talk tome kelp

aghhhh ummmmmmm fruit

[berndownthehouse]

i like furit

Mango good

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

hes also gonna be quite depressed due to finding out one of his new dads was a murderer then died. Hes going through a lot, especially since hes having traumatic flashbacks. In other words, lots of isaiah angst coming. - 🥔👑

hell yeah in this house we love the angst machine

[berndownthehouse]

Wb damian, ehat does isaish think of him

I would ask it to you directly but I would die of frustration genuinely if i had to deal with thag ordeal again please dont send me any asks either

Im going to camp on spoilers blog, please send her the stuff

[berndownthehouse]

kelpie can you pls tag potato king i cant remember his url and im not in the cinditoon ti go look fir it 😭

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

@dapotatoking277

[dapotatoking277]

Isaiah doesnt trust a lot of people right now. Its just Damian. And questioning his trust of Jax.

[berndownthehouse]

yesss thats great

You know damian was initially very jealous of isa because dick told him that isa was going to be his proper baby bird

But then they met and he realised that he actually really liked that kid

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

hes also gonna be quite depressed due to finding out one of his new dads was a murderer then died. Hes going through a lot, especially since hes having traumatic flashbacks. In other words, lots of isaiah angst coming. - 🥔👑

hell yeah in this house we love the angst machine

[berndownthehouse]

Wb damian, ehat does isaish think of him

I would ask it to you directly but I would die of frustration genuinely if i had to deal with thag ordeal again please dont send me any asks either

Im going to camp on spoilers blog, please send her the stuff

[berndownthehouse]

kelpie can you pls tag potato king i cant remember his url and im not in the cinditoon ti go look fir it 😭

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

What gave it away 😭

you liked the post and IMMEDIATELY replied. the question was generalized but the like gave you away lol

[berndownthehouse]

I KNEW IT

This phine jm temp

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

this what what what

[berndownthehouse]

This phone that i am temp using is 8+ years old

It SUCKS

Currently typing very slowly cause otherwise it lags out and you get stuff like the other message

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

ohhhh lmao i was just sitting here like '????'

[berndownthehouse]

Lol yeah

After it auto sent that ask, i thought to myself, damn, kelp is going to think im having a stroke or smth

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

hes also gonna be quite depressed due to finding out one of his new dads was a murderer then died. Hes going through a lot, especially since hes having traumatic flashbacks. In other words, lots of isaiah angst coming. - 🥔👑

hell yeah in this house we love the angst machine

[berndownthehouse]

Wb damian, ehat does isaish think of him

I would ask it to you directly but I would die of frustration genuinely if i had to deal with thag ordeal again please dont send me any asks either

Im going to camp on spoilers blog, please send her the stuff

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

What gave it away 😭

you liked the post and IMMEDIATELY replied. the question was generalized but the like gave you away lol

[berndownthehouse]

I KNEW IT

This phine jm temp

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

this what what what

[berndownthehouse]

This phone that i am temp using is 8+ years old

It SUCKS

Currently typing very slowly cause otherwise it lags out and you get stuff like the other message

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

What gave it away 😭

you liked the post and IMMEDIATELY replied. the question was generalized but the like gave you away lol

[berndownthehouse]

I KNEW IT

This phine jm temp