Black Cat

[bernhardvonmausefels]

[byjove]

positive affirmations to say to your cat to build their self-esteem:

thank you for letting me live in your house with you

you are the creature

all rodents and insects quake in fright at the sound of your footsteps

you always choose the correct time to bite my feet

your choices in drinking water sources are wise and healthy

you are the best at playing toys

you are an indoor cat only because I fear the havoc you would create out in the world

the vet fears you more than you fear her

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[bernhardvonmausefels]

[tehfanglyfish]

And the cat cried out in despair, because there was no cat food. And the human heard the cat's cries and, after having ignored such forlorn screams, finally relented and supplied cat food. And the cat's heart sang and the cat prepared to rejoice only to have to wail again, as the foolish human, the human who cared not for the hardships kitty cats must endure, had selected the wrong flavor of cat food. No matter how plaintively the cat sobbed, the human refused to replace the hateful chicken with tuna. And so the cat's time of tribulation continued.

[wearedeadfancy]

Someone remade Titanic so it starred their cat.

[pretty-thief]

"someone" is YouTube user owlkitty, and they've done this with a few iconic movies!

[pimentogirl]

Emergency. I need pictures of your cats... to send to peanut. She's got cat withdrawal.

[bernhardvonmausefels]

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[cat-appreciator]

I’ve gotta follow more cats on this here website. I’m sick of only seeing cat pictures from soulless content aggregators!

[fuckyeahcatsinboxes]

we’d love it you followed us 😻

[bernhardvonmausefels]

[bernhardvonmausefels]

[catchymemes]

[ineedlelittlespace]

But are we wrong?

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

eve’s ransom (1895) - george gissing

“pspspsps”

[prokopetz]

My cats will pester me for food and water and such at need, but I think the most common subject of pestering has to be “no, see, you’re in that room, but we want to sit in this room, so you have to come here and sit with us”.