Incorrect Girl Meets World Quotes

Sometimes I post incorrect boy meets world quotes but those are few and far between. Submissions are always welcome. Effie, 17

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Maya: Have you asked Lucas out yet?

Riley: Well, technically not yet but in my mind we already have children.

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Maya: We can’t tell anybody else about this.

Riley: I just told Zay.

Zay: I only told Smackle.

Smackle: And I told Farkle.

Farkle: And I told many, many people.

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Also sup I’m back

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l wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with Lucas.

Maya. Also Farkle, probably. And Smackle.

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Lucas: Riley, I have a very interesting business proposal for you. I'm moving a lot of heavy stuff out of my old room this weekend--

Riley (immediately): Can I help you move? I'm really good at it. Afterwards I take the paper and wood from the boxes and I use it for dancing.

Maya: I'll go, too.

Lucas: Really? Because an hour ago you told me you'd rather look at a sexy picture of your grandparents.

Maya: Shut up. I don't have anything else to do. Do you want help or not?

Lucas: Alright. See you guys later.

Riley: I think that that's really, really sweet that your grandparents still make love.

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Riley: Missy, you've had a lot of sex, right?

Missy: When, today? Ehhh...some, not a lot.

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Topanga: Okay, our house is burning down and you can save the tator tots or me. What do you choose?

Cory: Well, that’s not fair. The tots don’t have legs.

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Kermit: Man, you can really hold a grudge.

Katy: Yeah. I'm funny that way

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It’s like you’re this giant jackass piñata, begging for somebody to beat the candy out of you.

Maya

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Zay: Maya, you remind me of the sun. Zay: Because you’re pretty hot. Maya: Oh, I thought it was because if you come too close to me I will literally kill you. Lucas: … both are true.

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Zay: Hey, Maya, 1968 called. They want their scarves back.

Maya: Hey, Zay, 2090 called. You're dead and you've wasted your time on earth.

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Lucas: So where do you live?

Maya: In an underground cave system connected by tunnels.

Lucas: Woah, really?

Maya: No, you idiot. I have an apartment.

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About Farkle

Eric: Do you trust this man?

Riley: I absolutely trust him.

Eric: He’s not some kind of madman?

Riley: I absolutely trust him.

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I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Riley

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Ava: You disappoint me.

Topanga: Don’t expect me to lose any sleep over it.

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Riley: Why would someone want to harm Lucas?

Maya: Maybe because they met him? Did I say that?

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Zay: I hope to be half the man you are someday.

Maya: You’re gonna have to up your protein intake quite a bit, maybe start doing some squats, something like–Oh, you mean metaphorically.