Maya: Have you asked Lucas out yet?
Riley: Well, technically not yet but in my mind we already have children.

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Maya: Have you asked Lucas out yet?
Riley: Well, technically not yet but in my mind we already have children.
Maya: We can’t tell anybody else about this.
Riley: I just told Zay.
Zay: I only told Smackle.
Smackle: And I told Farkle.
Farkle: And I told many, many people.
Also sup I’m back
l wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with Lucas.
Maya. Also Farkle, probably. And Smackle.
Lucas: Riley, I have a very interesting business proposal for you. I'm moving a lot of heavy stuff out of my old room this weekend--
Riley (immediately): Can I help you move? I'm really good at it. Afterwards I take the paper and wood from the boxes and I use it for dancing.
Maya: I'll go, too.
Lucas: Really? Because an hour ago you told me you'd rather look at a sexy picture of your grandparents.
Maya: Shut up. I don't have anything else to do. Do you want help or not?
Lucas: Alright. See you guys later.
Riley: I think that that's really, really sweet that your grandparents still make love.
Riley: Missy, you've had a lot of sex, right?
Missy: When, today? Ehhh...some, not a lot.
Topanga: Okay, our house is burning down and you can save the tator tots or me. What do you choose?
Cory: Well, that’s not fair. The tots don’t have legs.
Kermit: Man, you can really hold a grudge.
Katy: Yeah. I'm funny that way
It’s like you’re this giant jackass piñata, begging for somebody to beat the candy out of you.
Maya
Zay: Maya, you remind me of the sun. Zay: Because you’re pretty hot. Maya: Oh, I thought it was because if you come too close to me I will literally kill you. Lucas: … both are true.
Zay: Hey, Maya, 1968 called. They want their scarves back.
Maya: Hey, Zay, 2090 called. You're dead and you've wasted your time on earth.
Lucas: So where do you live?
Maya: In an underground cave system connected by tunnels.
Lucas: Woah, really?
Maya: No, you idiot. I have an apartment.
About Farkle
Eric: Do you trust this man?
Riley: I absolutely trust him.
Eric: He’s not some kind of madman?
Riley: I absolutely trust him.
I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Riley
Ava: You disappoint me.
Topanga: Don’t expect me to lose any sleep over it.
Riley: Why would someone want to harm Lucas?
Maya: Maybe because they met him? Did I say that?
Zay: I hope to be half the man you are someday.
Maya: You’re gonna have to up your protein intake quite a bit, maybe start doing some squats, something like–Oh, you mean metaphorically.