Bernadetta von Varley

🌱Hey I'm Bernie!🌱Heir to House Varley🌱I like drawing, stuffed animals, singing and uwuing🌱 my pet flytraps name is skittles🌱

[bernielikesplants]

I took a several month long nap, didn't fuse with a goddess or get green hair without dye which kinda sucks but I did gain the knowledge that no matter how long I sleep I will always wake up tired

[sunshineashe]

If anyone's wondering where I was me n @linharzzzzz went to some island far east and entered a shitty rebellion lol

[linharzzzzz]

Caspar has been lost in the conflict. I do not know whether he is dead or alive. And Ashe fell in love with some fox man

[hohohilda]

wasnt he already a zombie or something

[linharzzzzz]

Yeah he kinda fell apart in the fighting. The limbs all ran off in opposite directions like frightened rats. I'm pretty sure I saw some kids using the head as a ball later as well?

[bernielikesplants]

On an unrelated note I have made friends with a disembodied hand!

[scorbunnyvllgr]

This is a Pokemon commission that I did recently, Bernadetta Von Varley as a pokemon trainer 🥰

Do yo think she would be a bug type trainer?🤔

[bernielikesplants]

This is so cute!!!!!

[thetiffopotamus]

I took a handful of charity commissions for blm, i really liked how this one turned out :) 

[bernielikesplants]

THIS LOOKS STUNNING

[yaoi-blcd]

[gittana]

this is so cute

[chaoticreindeer-blog-deactivate]

This got amazing really quickly

[depraved-fuck]

I just love this so fuckin much

[bernielikesplants]

Me stealing Raphael's jacket be like

[someblueninja]

Bernadetta: “Oh?! I’m approaching you?! Instead of running away I’m coming right towards you?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!”

[bernielikesplants]

Brain says "RUN" body says "But dat reference tho"

[ruibits]

Can you name three of her albums?

[bernielikesplants]

THIS MADE ME WEEZE I NEED AIR HELP

[kaijuno]

Wait this is funny

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

[bernielikesplants]

@linharzzzzz you're gay and do sciencey stuff. Have a meme!

[tamamita]

.

[flipchild]

[momokotuharumaki]

[bernielikesplants]

Yes this

[kopii]

Self indulgent Black Eagle girls wearing traditional Mexico dresses!! :^D happy independence day!! 🥳🎉🇲🇽

[bernielikesplants]

This is incredibly pretty!

[bernielikesplants]

I may be a small, anxious, little shit

But at least I can draw hands

[dadjokesalois]

I'M SURE THAT MAKES YOU QUITE THE

HANDY PERSON!!!

[bernielikesplants]

I CAN HAND YOU A HANY DRAWING OF A HAND

[bernielikesplants]

I may be a small, anxious, little shit

But at least I can draw hands

[artsyignatz]

A-Ah, me too Bernadetta! Your drawings are very nice! :) Maybe you have to be anxious to draw hands...?

[bernielikesplants]

Is that the secret??? Did you just crack the code?!?

[bernielikesplants]

I may be a small, anxious, little shit

But at least I can draw hands

[mercyohmercie]

Blessed art the ones that can draw hands!

[bernielikesplants]

.....was that an art pun?...

[bernielikesplants]

I may be a small, anxious, little shit

But at least I can draw hands

[dadjokesalois]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHAMELEON THAT COULDNT CHANGE COLORS?

[dadjokesalois]

it had REPTILE DYSFUNCTION

[bernielikesplants]

Sir I must ask, why the do you know so many dad jokes?

[dadjokesalois]

ONE OF THE TESTS TO BECOME A DAD IS TO BE ABLE TO TELL DAD JOKE ON THE FLY

[bernielikesplants]

Can I become a dad?

[dadjokesalois]

I DONT KNOW. CAN YOU?

[bernielikesplants]

I THINK I CAN DAD

[dadjokesalois]

MS. VARLEY, I DO BELIEVE YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER. AND I HAVE HEARD THAT YOUR FATHER IS LESS THAN IDEAL. THEREFORE I HAVE ADOPTED YOU AS MY OWN CHILD. DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR FATHER. RHEA WILL PASS JUDGEMENT.

ALSO YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A DAD TO TELL DAD JOKES

[bernielikesplants]

I HAVE A REAL DAD NOW AND I CAN TELL DAD JOKES?!?! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?

[dadjokesalois]

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHAMELEON THAT COULDNT CHANGE COLORS?

[dadjokesalois]

it had REPTILE DYSFUNCTION

[bernielikesplants]

Sir I must ask, why the do you know so many dad jokes?

[dadjokesalois]

ONE OF THE TESTS TO BECOME A DAD IS TO BE ABLE TO TELL DAD JOKE ON THE FLY

[bernielikesplants]

Can I become a dad?

[dadjokesalois]

I DONT KNOW. CAN YOU?

[bernielikesplants]

I THINK I CAN DAD

[diamondjustinpad]

What is somewhat a Land of the Golden Deer Paralogue summary

[bernielikesplants]

I can not deny this because this is accurate