[linharzzzzz]

7,000 more years of Three Houses discourse.

I will never die.

[multibugorganism]

[linharzzzzz]

*yawns and stretches*

*flips over pillow*

*goes back to sleep*

[linharzzzzz]

The next person who wakes me up gets put in my fucked up and evil wizard maze

[gothmarianne]

I'll ask people to leave you alone if you put me in the maze when you wake up.

[linharzzzzz]

Oh sure, the entrance is over there on the right. Just try not make eye contact with anyone else you may find in there. It tends to agitate them.

[linharzzzzz]

The next person who wakes me up gets put in my fucked up and evil wizard maze

[sunshineashe]

If anyone's wondering where I was me n @linharzzzzz went to some island far east and entered a shitty rebellion lol

[linharzzzzz]

Caspar has been lost in the conflict. I do not know whether he is dead or alive. And Ashe fell in love with some fox man

[hohohilda]

wasnt he already a zombie or something

[linharzzzzz]

Yeah he kinda fell apart in the fighting. The limbs all ran off in opposite directions like frightened rats. I'm pretty sure I saw some kids using the head as a ball later as well?

[sunshineashe]

If anyone's wondering where I was me n @linharzzzzz went to some island far east and entered a shitty rebellion lol

[linharzzzzz]

Caspar has been lost in the conflict. I do not know whether he is dead or alive. And Ashe fell in love with some fox man

[sunshineashe]

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

[linharzzzzz]

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

[sunshineashe]

So that's why it tasted like hair conditioner and harassment...

[sunshineashe]

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

[linharzzzzz]

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

[hohohilda]

Do I want to know how you got those samples from Mr. Foot Fetish???

[linharzzzzz]

Just because he was useless in life doesn't mean his corpse had to be useless thankfully!

[sunshineashe]

@linharzzzzz what were those little bottles of sweet drinks you left out on the table because I drank all of them in one go

[linharzzzzz]

Ashe those were samples. Potentially toxic samples. Samples from Lorenz.

[ferdiewiththegoodhair]

the aegirs are made to be worshipped we are literally descendants of cichol i’m sorry i dont make the rules

[felixhugofraldariuchiha]

@linharzzzzz need your opinion on this since this makes you both cousins technically

[linharzzzzz]

Don't worship the man who keeps calling himself my crest daddy

[hohohilda]

"oh Annette is so strong she can lift crusher!!!"

you simps

you fools

crusher is a blow up hammer.

she got it at a carnival

that's how good at magic she is

[adhdannette]

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

[hohohilda]

i nominate Felix

[adhdannette]

no 🧡🧡🧡

[hohohilda]

fine.

Lorenz

[adhdannette]

[yeehawingrid]

Finally we’re free

[sunshineashe]

I'm claiming the treasury

[yeehawingrid]

I’m claiming his horses

[linharzzzzz]

Can I have the body

[hohohilda]

"oh Annette is so strong she can lift crusher!!!"

you simps

you fools

crusher is a blow up hammer.

she got it at a carnival

that's how good at magic she is

[adhdannette]

it can and will reduce your body to dust regardless 🧡

[hohohilda]

i nominate Felix

[adhdannette]

no 🧡🧡🧡

[hohohilda]

fine.

Lorenz

[adhdannette]

[lonelydimitriinyourarea]

STOP trying to fuck me i am a rat, if you put me in your hole you’ll get diseases. like measles and the sort. please reconsider

[felixhugofraldariuchiha]

damn it i should have never put this rat in my coochie! what should i do followers? should i....

> squeeze harder

> bust a nut

[linharzzzzz]

Can we please have a third option where you stop reminding me of porn I saw where a rat straight up crawled into someone's puss

[linharzzzzz]

People in Faerghus are terrifying. I went to the store only to have a man yell in my face that the plague is a lie spread by the empire all while plague rats continued to swarm around his feet

[linharzzzzz]

We should cut Dimitri's hair back to how it used to be so we can make fun of it again. I think it would improve the mental health of everyone who isn't a lost cause

[hohohilda]

you want to get close enough to his face with sharp objects?

[yeehawingrid]

Lin we’re not responsible if he bites your hand off

[linharzzzzz]

Don't worry I already bought the horse tranquilizers. Three should be fine, right?

[linharzzzzz]

We should cut Dimitri's hair back to how it used to be so we can make fun of it again. I think it would improve the mental health of everyone who isn't a lost cause