I LIKE MY MEN DRAGGED THROUGH HELL

minors dni/18+only elle // she/her // 30s on my vigilante dick sucking shit again kastle brainrot // slut! // frankie girlie 💀

[bernthalslut]

hi! i'm elle! minors dni//18+ only. i don’t have time to block everybody and i don’t always see all of my follows but i will if i catch it. it says mdni all over my blog so just stay out. go hang out with other cool people your own age and come back when you’re 18.

I mostly blog Punisher & Daredevil (+ casts), loml Jon Bernthal, book things, animals (horse girl forever), and anything else I like. Not dedicated to any one thing. FRANK CASTLE (+KASTLE) writing:

long form fic: SPIDERSILK it has me by its teeth

other: camera roll povs

GET TO KNOW ME get to know me/elle rambles content i posted most of it is unfunny

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[queenofratz]

i love me some scooby doo ass music

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[nick-nellson]

DERRY GIRLS | 1.03

[darlingshane]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN - 2.07 THE PUNISHER - 1.12

[poemsforparker]

they're soulmates you can't tell me otherwise

[lightgamble]

THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL

Karen, are you here?

[akajustmerry]

I've recently been doing a lot of reading about what makes the Romance Genre™ the Romance Genre™ and as it turns out the most important thing a story needs to be a romance is that the couple have to be unambiguously happily together in the end. That's it. Apparently, if this isn't true of your couple in the end then your story cannot be of the Romance Genre™, then it's just literary fiction. And this is actually such an insane revelation to me like I can't stop thinking about it because it explains why so often when I've attempted to read Romance™ and 9 times outta 10 I'm annoyed because I feel like these characters get together and it costs them being interesting. I cannae get over that the reason so much romance sucks ass is because the only hard rule is basically "these people MUST be together even if it would be better if they weren't because god forbid the reader is confronted with the notion of impermanence" like....I can't really explain the depths of how silly I find this rule and how much it goes against what I find compelling to read/write about wrt to romance. It's akin to finding out that the Hayes Code is fully enforced in 2026 and everyone agreeing the Hayes Code is how movies should be made because otherwise it doesn't count as a movie. That's how this revelation of "you haven't written a romance story™ unless your characters unambiguously live happily ever after" makes me feel. I personally prefer to think of romance as a method, as means, as a set of knives to cut characters open and go rummaging around for hidden treasure that can't be found any other way, if you will. Who cares if the characters will live "happily ever after"? Here's a better question, are they even yet living?

[bethanydelleman]

I understand your frustration, and I think what you are really annoyed at is books being written poorly, but I also understand why this genre requirement exists and I sympathize with it. When I reach for Romance, it's because I want to know that it will be okay in the end. There is something comforting in knowing that no matter what happens, what trials and tribulations come along on the way, these two people will come out okay, alive, and in love.

Sometimes you just need that? To relax. To have security in a world that feels like it's on fire. To believe in the possibility of true love against all odds, even if you don't believe it in real life. I think there is a beauty in that.

[kamillahn]

Daredevil: Born Again - 'The Scales and the Sword' - S02E03

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[sophsun1]

Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[mcufam]

Daredevil (2015-2018) 2x09 | Seven Minutes in Heaven

[unbotheredandunmedicated]

rewatching all my fav kastle moments and i just can't get over how adamant frank was about the general public not knowing his living status until Karen was put in danger, my man really said fuck all them cameras LMAOO-

[artemisuns]

[slut4subbymen]

I should be riding someone's son not whatever this is

[storyofussbones]

or someone’s dad, really don’t mind 💁🏼‍♀️

[tvandfilm]

Send Help dir. Sam Raimi | 2026