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monica cosette; but call her mona. twenty-six year old wine connoisseur who by day is a hermit crab and by night entertaining people as a radio disk jockey. married to the one and only levi evans ♥. loves cookies with chocolate milk old crappy old black and white horror films, idie films/romantic leave-you-in-tears-for-days romantic comedies, obsessed with fleece blankets, and takes incredible selfies (of herself and the food she eats; hipster style). secretly the offspring of monica geller-bing and chandler bing.

[levi-issac-blog]

Well I would hope they’re not furry, I’d be a little concerned.

[berry-mona-blog]

You and me both. I don’t think half breed animals/humans run in my family, so we’re good.

[levi-issac-blog]

I think that sounds perfect, our family is about to get that little more cuter.

[berry-mona-blog]

I couldn’t agree more. Our first furry baby... Not that our kids will be furry but you know what I mean.

[levi-issac-blog]

Sounds perfect to me, I actually can’t wait.

[berry-mona-blog]

Me either! Let’s get one this weekend!

[levi-issac-blog]

I was sold at Husky

[berry-mona-blog]

Let’s go get us a Husky!

[levi-issac-blog]

Do you know what kind of dog you would prefer?

[berry-mona-blog]

A Husky, Shiba or a Golden Retriever - either one of those I’ll be happy with.

[levi-issac-blog]

…. What?

[berry-mona-blog]

Nothing, I’m accepting to deal with that when it happens.

[levi-issac-blog]

If it does we can deal with that at the time?

[berry-mona-blog]

Okay.....

[levi-issac-blog]

Yes, actually it is. You don’t know that it would be like that, you’re making me feel bad already and we haven’t even got it yet.

[berry-mona-blog]

Okay, okay.. So maybe it wouldn’t be like that but it’s a situation that might occur.

[levi-issac-blog]

What? Why not? Not if I have anything to say about it.

[berry-mona-blog]

Is that right? You know that it’ll be following us around everywhere. We’ll spoil it, of course, which won’t make that any better. Do you think you can kick that poor, innocent puppy out of bed and listen to it cry at the door to be let in?

[levi-issac-blog]

I know, I understand. I don’t want to either, so am I. I mean, we can fuck whenever and wherever we want.

[berry-mona-blog]

Exactly! That is a serious perk, although when we do get this dog that won’t happen as much you know that right?

[levi-issac-blog]

I know, I know, I was just putting it out there.

[berry-mona-blog]

I know and I promise you’ll get your mini me. I don’t want us to rush, I’m really enjoying the newlywed stage right now.

[levi-issac-blog]

It wouldn’t be the only pitter patter sound that would be nice to hear around the place. 

Good place to start though.

[berry-mona-blog]

One step at a time, hubby. It’ll ease us slowly into parenthood.

[levi-issac-blog]

If you say so. I think we should get a dog, maybe, I mean, if you’d like?

[berry-mona-blog]

It would be nice to hear little pitter patter of paws walking around... Sure, let’s do it.

[levi-issac-blog]

You don’t seem so convinced, why?

[berry-mona-blog]

What? Nooo. I’m so convinced, baby. So convinced. 

[levi-issac-blog]

Also the finest. Well, I can’t argue with that I mean, I’m pretty cool.

[berry-mona-blog]

Uhmmm yeah, sure, okay let’s go with that.

[levi-issac-blog]

You’ll be the coolest mom, I’ll just be the cooler dad.

[berry-mona-blog]

If you mean cheesy cool, then yup I can agree with that. You’ll definitely be the cooler dad.

[levi-issac-blog]

I think I already know who the favorite parent will be, the sweet one with all the sugar.

[berry-mona-blog]

Yeah, I’ve come to the realization that you’ll definitely be the favorite already. I’ll just be mean ol’ mom.