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aesthetic rp meme sideblog !

[berrymemes]

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 / 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

❛ i have, at one point, been kicked out of dollywood ❜

❛ people who grow up sometimes have sex I've heard ❜

❛ i no longer wish to be a teacher i wish to be a wisteria plant ❜

❛ they sound like that lucky charms bitch ❜

❛ let me bury my face in someone's boobs ❜

❛ beat the shit out of them, they deserve it ❜

❛ i am primed and fucking ready. ❜

❛ i am lubed up and ready to go. ❜

❛ too fuckin bad elmo. get on your knees ❜

❛ i even shaved, so i’m like a lil dolphin. ❜

❛ It's 9 am or whatever in jolly ole fuckland or whatever ❜

❛ why can't i have him choke me in PEACE. ❜

❛ i would absolutely fuck my clone ❜

❛ fat baby i love fat baby. ❜

❛ because i want to hunt people for sport. ❜

❛ dick in real life is terrifying.  ❜

❛ this pic almost made me a kpop stan ❜

❛ do you think a white boy will pop up in my house now ❜

❛ shut up you cant say the pointy teeth aren't hot ❜

❛ you know what these nails give me? yaoi hands ❜

❛ i wanna have my tiddie out on a battlefield ❜

❛ i have never wanted a war criminal to pork me more ❜

❛ she’s just a gold digger. let her live. ❜

❛ should i be a casting director for playboy? ❜

❛ you and your golf lessons and your fancy words ❜ 

❛ DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO APPEASE THE PEASANTRY ❜

❛ this is why people hate the church ❜ 

[amourmemes]

❥    𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝  !  ,  𝐚  𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞  𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞  .

some  discord  pinned  messages  ,  tw  for  mature  topics  .

❛  not  my  fault  you’re  too  tall  to  ride  my  ride  .  ❜ ❛  heartbreak  is  my  middle  name  and  it’s  not  usually  someone  else’s  heart  breakin  if  you  get  what  i  mean  .  ❜ ❛  thank  you  ,  you’re  absolutely  wrong  !!  ❜ ❛  we’ll  see  …  i  always  take  it  hard  .  ❜ ❛  i  respect  WAMEN  .  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god  guys  ,,  die  ,,  ❜ ❛  i’m  gonna  carve  him  a  new  asshole  with  my  knife  tonight  .  ❜ ❛  i  have  SUCH  an  oral  fixation  .  ❜ ❛  you  look  gorgeous  as  always  but  also  20%  more  dead  inside  than  normal  .  ❜ ❛  cry  you  little  bitch  and  know  i  love  you  .  ❜ ❛  now  ,  when  i  say  “  play  my  switch  ”  ,  ❜ ❛  Ah  Yes  ,  i’m  gay  for  that  Cock  .  ❜ ❛  welcome  to  pussy  kingdom  i’m  the  only  dick  here  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  gonna  explain  or  just  keep  fucking  ?  ❜ ❛  there’s  a  reason  i  embody  power  bottom  characters  so  well  .  ❜ ❛  I  HAVE  TO  GET  SHOT  ,  HUH  .  ❜ ❛  awww  ,  your  gaydar’s  finally  getting  installed  !  ❜ ❛  in  another  life  ,  i  would’ve  sucked  his  dick  .  ❜ ❛ instead  of  cum  and  go  —  smash  and  dash  .  ❜ ❛  I  COULD  BE  IN  REAL  DANGER  FROM  ANTI - CITY  SLICKERS  ALL  OVER  NOW  ??  ❜ ❛  time  for  “  memey  why  do  i  tolerate  you  ”  steamy  times  ,  ❜ ❛  ass  ain’t  vegan  .  ❜ ❛  don’t  let  society  tell  you  that  you  can’t  fuck  your  washer  machine  .  ❜ ❛  a  life  without  nutting  ain’t  a  life  worth  living  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  simultaneously  filled  with  love  and  rage  for  you  .  ❜ ❛  you  look  like  a  hard  ass  but  you’re  actually  just  a  head  ass  .  ❜ ❛  SATAN  SAID  IT’S  MY  TURN  TO  WEAR  THE  FISHNETS  !  ❜ ❛  maybe  i  haven’t  fucked  oscar  wilde  but  —   ❜ ❛  it’s  monday  ,  tomorrow’s  monday  2  ,  ❜ ❛  I  WILL  DESTROY  YOUR  THIGHS  ,  ❜

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐓𝐎  𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄  𝐖𝐄  𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄  ,  𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌  𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓  .

longing  /  endearing  one  -  liners  as  taken  from  the  website  pinterest  . customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  the  first  time  i  met  you  ,  i  had  no  damn  idea  i’d  love  you  this  much  .  ❜ ❛  i  wish  i  could  just  protect  you  from  everything  .  ❜ ❛  i  noticed  you  .  how  could  i  not  ?  ❜ ❛  i’ll  hold  your  hand  the  whole  way  through  ,  don’t  worry  .  ❜ ❛  i  want  you  .  so  much  .  you’re  all  i  fucking  think  about  .  ❜ ❛  you  are  made  of  comets  and  stars  .  do  not  let  anyone  treat  you  as  if  you  are  dirt  and  dust  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  how  i  can  just  look  at  you  and  be  happy  .  ❜ ❛  i  woke  up  and  the  first  thing  i  wanted  was  you  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  everything  you  hate  about  yourself  .  ❜ ❛  pinky  -  promise  me  you  won’t  leave  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  always  tired  but  never  of  you  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  it  ,  you’re  my  person  .  ❜ ❛  you  are  the  peace  i  crave  in  this  chaotic  world  .  ❜ ❛  now  i  wish  we  never  met  because  you’re  too  hard  to  forget  .  ❜ ❛  i’d  pick  your  thunder  ,  i’d  pick  your  rain  ;  over  anyone’s  sunshine  any  day  .  ❜ ❛  you  steady  me  and  stir  me  all  at  once  .  ❜ ❛  and  then  i  knew  that  i  could  become  homesick  for  you  too  .  ❜ ❛  i  just  want  to  spend  forever  getting  high  off  what  it  feels  like  to  be  around  you  .  ❜ ❛  you’ve  got  something  they  don’t  .  ❜ ❛  what  a  plot  twist  you  were  .  ❜ ❛  i  told  the  stars  about  you  .  ❜ ❛  stay  .  i  need  you  more  than  you  think  .  ❜ ❛  you  still  feel  like  home  .  ❜ ❛  come  over  here  and  make  my  clothes  smell  like  you  again  .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  kiss  you  and  it  kills  me  .  ❜

[berrymemes]

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 / 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

❛ I have smoked 420 many time ❜

❛ my friends call me bitch-chan ❜

❛ this has satisfied my thirst for blood ❜

❛ god, smite him ❜

❛ donald duck... fucks ❜

❛ i don’t care about my kidnapped son! ❜

❛ go fuck paul revere ❜

❛ i just have to waterboard myself ❜

❛ a bitch felt like she was in vermont ❜

❛ call me ricky and slap my ass... but only once ❜

❛ i, canonically, have never taken it to the bone zone ❜

❛ time to pound mama ❜

❛ he speaks through me. i’m just the writer ❜

❛ he put the fear of god in that pussy and i’m jealous ❜

❛ my head feels so good with the hair ❜

❛ roses are red, violets are blue, dumb sad old hoe joined this server with you ❜

❛ why are Men ❜

❛ why ARE men ❜

❛ i HATE assfloss ❜

❛ i’m glad LA is burning down ❜

❛ powerful is the man that carries the greater erection ❜

❛ well you are a human being so you are allowed to feel things ❜

❛ lmao you be out here loving ur parents? weak ❜

❛ in a perfect world we'd get 2 kick/punch a nazi every day ❜

❛ HES LITERALLY A CAT BOY ❜

❛ thinking about anime priests, how abot u ❜

❛ Now hold on. I can appreciate a Hot Anime Guy ESPECIALLY when he’s a priest ❜

❛ i've seen god on aim ❜

❛ i would absolutely date an old timey mobster from the 40s ❜

❛ Looks like somebody forgot this is a comedy show where people piss on each other ❜

❛ Jesus is a chaotic good. If we go by the book canon ❜