bertha

caw

[coerreys]

i drew bertha the peacock as a hooman bcuz this is what i think she would look like🫡

should i tag u uhhhhh @sixfootpeacock idk is this allowed

[chemical-anon]

*shoots you*

*it hits him directly in the thigh.*

OW-!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? I THOUGHT- AAGH! I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS HEAVILY GUARDED!!

*tears run down his face. This is honestly by far the worst pain he's ever been in, somehow worse than all the acid burns.*

DAD!! DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD!! HELP! IT HURTS!!

@therealaaronburr1836

[therealaaronburr1836]

This was DEFINITELY the work of the Captain..

*Burr rushes to his side, grabbing bandages and painkillers

It is going to be ok- fuck- This is horrid..

You know what.

This has gone too far.

@sixfootpeacock

I am declaring war on you and your peacocks.

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[berthathepeacock]

😦😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

[theothepeacock]

Caw? Caaaawwwww? Cawwwwww!!!!

@brianthepeacock @berthathepeacock @sixfootpeacock

[berthathepeacock]

⁉️🤯👋🤝

[berthathepeacock]

How are you Bertha? I’m terribly sorry if Burr’s witchhunt has made its way to you and I’d like to offer a few seeds and berries to you.

Our president really is a dumbass and I hope that your captain can take care of him soon.

😞🙂‍↕️😋👍

[berthathepeacock]

BERTHA, I'LL BE BACK SOON!!!!!!! BRIAN WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND THE OTHER PEAS, SO STAY SAFE :)

MON ADIEU,

-Captain Peacock 🦚

😢👍🫡

[brianthepeacock]

since you commented on the other 2

*clears throat*

FUCK YOU YOURE A HUMAN FOR THE NEXT 5 ASKS

Poof. ✨

@sixfootpeacock

[sixfootpeacock-deactivated20251]

THIS IS NO JEST, I'VE CAUGHT A FEVER..............

I MUST REST, BUT SOON, I WILL BE BACK IN SHAPE, AND SHAPE AMERICA AS MY OWN!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH MY PEACOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE YET TO ACT, BUT SOON, ME MATEY, SOON.............

-Captain Peacock 🦚

[berthathepeacock]

caw caw😞🫡

🫵🤒❌🥷🤺

[therealaaronburr1836]

projecting my period onto you

OUCHHHHH OWGGHHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[berthathepeacock]

???

[berthathepeacock]

caw?????

@sixfootpeacock

[sixfootpeacock-deactivated20251]

BERTHA????? BERTHA!!!!!!!! WOW MY INTELLIGENT FOWLS ARE MAKING NEW ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BERTHA WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T FOLLOW ME INTO THE WHITEHOUSE FOR YOUR SAFETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Captain Peacock 🦚

[berthathepeacock]

caw🫡

[berthathepeacock]

caw?????

@sixfootpeacock