Theodore

Caw caw caw! Caw?

[brianthepeacock]

“Today’s the day..”

“I’m—“

sigh

“I’m..”

…

[theothepeacock]

Caw? 😞

[theothepeacock]

Caw? Caaaawwwww? Cawwwwww!!!!

@brianthepeacock @berthathepeacock @sixfootpeacock

[berthathepeacock]

⁉️🤯👋🤝

[theothepeacock]

🙂👋🦚

[chemical-anon]

*shoots you*

*it hits him directly in the thigh.*

OW-!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? I THOUGHT- AAGH! I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS HEAVILY GUARDED!!

*tears run down his face. This is honestly by far the worst pain he's ever been in, somehow worse than all the acid burns.*

DAD!! DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD!! HELP! IT HURTS!!

@therealaaronburr1836

[therealaaronburr1836]

This was DEFINITELY the work of the Captain..

*Burr rushes to his side, grabbing bandages and painkillers

It is going to be ok- fuck- This is horrid..

You know what.

This has gone too far.

@sixfootpeacock

I am declaring war on you and your peacocks.

-A.Burr (Your President.)

[theothepeacock]

Caw?!

[theothepeacock]

Caw? Caaaawwwww? Cawwwwww!!!!

@brianthepeacock @berthathepeacock @sixfootpeacock