Jerk Man

Demi-pan/Infp/Aquarius

[apocalypticinsomnia]

when ur friends are insulting something they know ur sensitive about

[satandotgov]

*sees a picture of myself with long hair* no offense but… who the fuck is this

[messyspaghettihair-deactivated2]

Messyspaghettihair’s first giveaway!

Hello baby bumble bees! I’ve been thinking of doing something like this for a while so here it is! 

if you win the giveaway you will get:

warm yellow kanken (original size)

extra thin water bottle (perfect fit for the side pockets, never used)

4 sticker pages

label maker with one yellow refill 

hardcover yellow sketch book 

3 yellow(ish) copic markers 

staedtler 0.3 mm pens (pack of 10)

What I Ate journal 

6 small stamp markers with 24 different stamps 

tamagotchi 

Lolita 

How to be an explorer of the world 

3 washi tapes 

the rules:

must be following me

you have to be okay with giving me an address so I can mail it to you (you don’t have to live in the US)

you have to reblog this post to enter

you can reblog as many times as you want

must have your inbox open!

a random generator will be used to pick the winner, and the giveaway ends April 11 and maybe i’ll be add new things for more winners through the months so stay tuned. I know it’s not a lot but I hope you have fun! Good luck! 

[brokenfuckometer]

[bobbycaputo]

Photo-Series by Huang Qingjun About How Different People Live In Identical Apartments

[lychgate]

5th floors where its at

[young-replica]

[master-painters]

William Collingwood Smith - Thanksgiving Day, St Paul’s Cathedral - 1872

[terriamon]

this man is so kind

[sne4kies]

I’m gonna pass all my exams now

[sandboxsimba-deactivated2018030]

I wanna thank him

[quailblood]

My mother came over for a visit.

Instant remark: “One of the reasons why you don’t have a boyfriend is because of your goddamn bed.”

I fail to see any problems.

[sxa-pride]

#if you wanna be my lover#you gotta get with the heart of the cards

[advicefromsurvivors]

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”

[putasuciaa]

When your fave announces tour dates out of nowhere & you’re broke

[dongoverlord]

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[spiralddt]

mythbusters season finale: proving the existence of god

“okay so what were gonna do is straight up kill Jamie Hyneman, then strap a go-pro to his ghost and see where it goes”

[birffed]

where the fuck am I

[dessrt-deactivated20190316]

the front bottoms aesthetic is michael cera riding a skateboard. he falls down & scrapes his knees. he doesnt love you anymore. it is summer in new jersey

[mintmilano]

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????