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     important! you can find kale and all my other muses at @dragonraged! by no means does this mean i’m finished with these blogs, just more recently i’ve found it easier to write on my multimuse and manage all my muses there than just juggling multiple blogs at once. at least not right now! sort of just? slowing the pace until i’m not burnt out anymore.

[dragonraged]

presenting a MULTIMUSE inclduing muses from the DRAGON BALL FRANCHISE

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( penned by apex ) ( muses )

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champanache‌:

“N-now hold on a second! Don’t go gettin’ all mushy on me–!”

     ❝ but -- ❞ kale lets out a disappointed whine, she just wants to be kind! ❝ i can make brownies, and i won’t tell miss vados! ❞

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     ❝ lord champa is the best... i should bring him a snack! ❞

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kamikkoro‌:

❛ I DIDN’T CONQUER THE PLANET AND INSTITUTE A HOLIDAY FOR– I WASN’T KILLED TO HAVE PICCOLO DAY TRIVIALIZED LIKE THIS! ❜

     holds out a little cupcake for him, it’s green. like him. she thought it was clever. ❝ there’s still people who care about you, consider me one of them! ❞

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     ❝ if anything happened to broly i’d murder everyone in the room and then myself. ❞

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the-human-maelstrom‌:

“Nope, not in the least bit, You are a valued member of this gang. And we wouldn’t trade you for the world.” Older Brother Headpats? Older Brother Headpats. 

     she lets the headpetting happen, standing still until he’s gotten it out of his system. but it hasn’t helped much. she appreciates the words of encouragement but the only opinion of herselff that mattered to her was caulifla’s.

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cauliflawer‌:

“You wouldn’t be you if you didn’t.”

She’s so cute and sweet and Caulifla doesn’t care if anyone walks in and sees her being soft; that’s yet another wonderful thing about loving Kale. Caulifla couldn’t be ashamed of how gentle and tame Kale makes her, even if she tried.

“You ever feel down about yourself again, come right to me, okay? I’ll kiss the bad thoughts away!”

And with that, she plants a kiss to Kale’s other cheek.

     kale felt especially adored when the other got soft like this. it made her feel so special that she was the only person that could draw out such a gentle side from her fearless leader. she lets a small giggle out as lips grace her skin, leaning forward to plant one of her own before she can pull away. 

     ❝ yes ma’am. i’ll keep that in mind for next time! ❞

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cauliflawer‌:

Kale… I know you’ll get it one day. I’ll stand by you until you do.

“And that’s the great thing about us, huh? We inspire each other, drive each other to be our best!”

Her hand lifts to Kale’s cheek, brushing her thumb along the softest part. “That’s why you became my protegee to begin with, and why you’re my best friend, and the love of my life. Because you don’t ‘complete me’ or somethin’ like that. You stand with me, and no matter how far forward I wanna go, I know you’ll be there to help me stay on track.”

     she’s right, she can’t dispute anything she’s said in the last few minutes. as much as she wants to, caulifla made too much sense. kale finds herself sinking into her touch, leaning her face more into her palms like a small animal. perhaps a kitten? something of the sorts. 

     ❝ i -- .. i’ll do my best for you, i promise. ❞

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cauliflawer‌:

“No one? But then who-”

Oh. Oh…

One arm slides over Kale’s shoulders and Caulifla rests their temples against each other.

“Hey, you know you’re amazing, right? You have power I can’t even hold a candle to at full throttle. And you’re really nice to everyone, and I know for a fact that some of the junior members of the gang look up to ya. And as for me? Don’t you know you’re an inspiration for me? You really are something special, Kale.”

     as hard as she tried to continue looking elsewhere she’s practically forced to stare her significant other straight in the face. chest and throat tightens at her words of encouragement, choking back sobs of relief that she’s held on such a high pedestal. 

     hands reach out to find her waist, fingers curling around the fabric of her pants, gripping it tight. as though she’d stumble over if she let go for a moment. ❝ how can i be your inspiration when everything i do, i do for you? it -- it doesn’t make sense to me. ❞

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cauliflawer‌:

“WHO’S GONE AND TOLD YA THAT? I’LL BEAT THEIR FACE IN!”

     shoulders jolt as she shouts her threats, catching kale by surprise --- she swore she was alone. an arm comes to hug her own torso, onyx hues averting off to the side.

     ❝ no one, caulifla. you don’t need to fight someone. ❞

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     ❝ i really am worthless, aren’t i?.. ❞

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all-across-the-multiverse‌:

Although he felt the thin arms release him, he didn’t come back down immediately. His mind kept switching between reality in the here and now and his memory of back then, and it seemed to mesh together.

He had taken a step back, his pulse racing. And that was when she came into view.

Her voice sounded distant, almost inaudible. Yet there she was, right in front of him.

It’s okay. It’s not real. She’s real. Focus on her. She’s harmless. She’s real. Focus on her-

He found himself releasing a lung full of air he did not realize he was holding. Immediately after, he greedily sucked some air back in.

     she’d done this --- she’d HURT him without intending to. her stomach churned as mind raced, lashing out at herself for causing this. she’s such an idiot, she’s stupid! kale swallows hard, choking back a fit of sobs that’d begun to work itself up in her chest. 

     ❝ are you alright..? ❞ hands reach out to hold his, bringing them close to hug them against her chest. hoping gentle touches would calm the large saiyan. 

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shotgun-ki‌:

       “ —Come on now, Kale.  We both know Califla would hate to hear you say that kind of stuff about yourself! “   It’s something a little more stern in her tone, now. It’s still ever warm and reassuring, but more forceful with her point. She thought of it the way she would if Trunks heard her saying this about herself. God, she can only imagine the kind of look he’d give her. If Califla cared about Kale as much as she shows, then it wouldn’t be any different.

       “ I’ll put it this way. You think she surrounds herself with weak people? —She loves you and respects you because you’re so strong! You’re just strong in your own ways, with your own potential, and that’s okay. If you don’t believe me, well– go ask her yourself! “

     the more she spoke, the more reasonable each sentence became. kale spends so much of her time in self loathing and doubt because all she wants is to be strong for someone she loves! that.. she didn’t really think about how caulifla felt about her, or what she thought regarding her strength. kale’s posture straightens, fingers curling and squeezing the bottom of her skirt. fidgeting with the fabric. 

     ❝ i -- i guess it only makes sense to ask her directly, right? there’s only one way to know for sure.. ❞

[memesrusrpr]

soft caring sentence compilation

❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜ 

❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜

❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜

❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜

❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜

❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜

❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜

❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜

❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜

❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜

❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜

❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜

❛❛ i love you. ❜❜

❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜

❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜

❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜

❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜

❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜

❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜ 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

❝  i like seeing you smile.  ❞

❝  you’re so beautiful.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ❞

❝  i miss/missed you.  ❞

❝  let me do this for you.  ❞

❝  i’m on your side  ❞

❝  i’ve got your back, okay?  ❞ 

[dreamteammemes]

Out of Context John Mulaney

And I said no. You know, like a liar.

I’ll just keep all of my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die

Instead they see a 28-year-old man trying his best.

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

What were bullets free back then?

I yelled FUCK DA POLICE and everyone else joined in, a hundred drunk white children yelling FUCK DA. POLICE.

And I had that thought. That only black out drunks and Steve Urkel can have.

I’m going to stick part of my hand up your ass.

take this meal voucher that doesn’t work, go fetch!

No, midget is as bad as the N word.

One feels like a duck.

We took off while you were in the bathroom because we hate you

Uh, I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.

EVERYONE, GET OUT OF THE WAY. I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND FEED MY BIRDS

Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay. See you at improv practice.

I had a run in with a two year old

You want me to do whaaa-

MMMM Gross! Mop it up!

AND IF ANYONE ASKS IT WAS GOLDEN JOE AND THE SUGGENS GANG

You’re a little fat girl aren’t you?

NO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT.

TAKE YOUR EPI PEN, TAKE YOUR GODDAMN EPI PEN AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

i am a proud asian-american woman, and you will treat me with respect!

okay, let’s go over and DESTROY the place

Let’s put in one ‘It’s not unusual’

They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays!

And that was the best meal I ever had.

Get the paddy wagon.

I’ve never climbed a fence that high before!

[berzerkerkale-blog]

     she takes notice that he’s tensed up rather immediately, had she done something wrong? arms quickly release the large man, only for her to scamper around to his front side so he can see her for himself. kale hadn’t intended to frighten or upset him.. 

     ❝ are you okay?? it’s only me -- ! ❞

@all-across-the-multiverse // continued