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mari's boyfriend @dethrned

[lowtiides]

tonight: a hot new bombshell enters the villa ❤️‍🔥

[beshaon]

harry showing off his daddy kink on main on a wednesday?

[beshaon]

my fatal flaw is watching hells kitchen and thinking i have what it takes

[lowtiides]

here’s a little @beshaon lore if you care to read it…

Keep reading

[beshaon]

at least they didn’t add a mark up to the shoelaces for being in dark mode

but the point stands if i’m paying $19 i want them dipped in gold

[beshaon]

thought about posting a selfie, thought better of it 

[beshaon]

if i’m spending $19 on shoelaces they better be dipped in gold

[beshaon]

secured the bag*

*bought a house

[beshaon]

every time i log in i remember i need to fix my follows and instantly log off again. you expect me to do that? in this economy?

[beshaon]

sorry i haven’t been around, i’ve been laying on the floor thinking about snack wraps

[beshaon]

sometimes you just gotta get a slurpee the size of your head to feel something

[beshaon]

i’ll pay someone to fix my follows for me

[beshaon]

our headline shows are selling out fast. this one goes out to the people who thought i played to 4 people in seedy dive bars when i told them i was in a band. 

[mayoreo]

i wore one single glove last night call it @beshaon solidarity

[beshaon]

i didn’t forget my anniversary this month, it’s a miracle. 

[beshaon]

i may be metal on the outside but on the inside? pop punk at heart don’t look at me

[beshaon]

you’re lactose intolerant? grow up