Somewhere else

Somewhere in the world where you can be what you want, where you can do anything.

[besomewhereelse-blog]

French teacher: okay now say something in french

Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[punkass-onedirection]

one direction + infographics

[luaren]

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

[likefoxmulder-blog]

I just wanted it to sound good in the car, you know? But also, have you seen the way girls dance to it?

Alex Turner on R U Mine? x (via turrneralex)

[hugowhitebread-deactivated20111]

[mothwizard]

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

[fuks]

[indogyears]

Casual Tuesday afternoon. Thank you Chris Martin!

[catversushuman]

[tyolssoncalledmecute]

This is the best version of Rapunzel that i have ever seen

[jennalalaland]

Omg

[ellas-little-kingdom]

💞💕✨👑

[epicallyfunny]

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

[fuckeveryonebuymeavw-deactivate]

I love these

[thealmightymushu]

I want all of them.

[imalreadymiserableatbest]

i will start drinking tea if someone gets me one of these tbh

[whoreganic-apple-deactivated201]

MANATEA INFUSER OMG

[lellybla]

[trendingly]

Starbucks we’re on to you

[jamehcook]

By Kelly White

[thekillerssluts]

[HQ] Arcade Fire - NorthSide Festival, Denmark

[coldplay]

A year ago today, Coldplay played a fantastyczny show in Warsaw. We’ve just found a bunch of photos from that night which we hadn’t posted…

[ackermom]

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

parties with glowsticks raves???

you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 

multitasking!!

you can download new content without leaving the game??!?

sims with emotions?? real emotions!!

sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!

rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 

WOOHOO IS A SKILL

A U T O S A V E

[stagfriend]

YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F