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indie canon-divergent "charming" from dc's fables

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Neuschwanstein Castle by  jacob

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An accurate portrayal of the female gaze

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One of the few Fables to find fortune in this world, Briar Rose has even turned her weakness into a strength. When her finger is pricked, it not only puts her to sleep, but also those within a certain radius of her slumber. This can be a powerful tool, and is just one of the ways this Sleeping Beauty is more than just a pretty face. If only she didn’t need a kiss from a prince to wake her up.

                                                                    ( Enter Please )

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█ ▌◆ moulin rouge sentence starters.

❛ the greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. ❜ ❛ i owe you nothing. and you are nothing to me. thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. ❜ ❛ seasons may change, winter to spring;  i love you until the end of time. ❜ ❛ come what may, i will love you until my dying day. ❜ ❛ he will fight for me. ❜ ❛ it’s a little bit funny. ❜ ❛ never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. it always ends bad. ❜ ❛ i can’t carry on without you. ❜ ❛ why does my heart cry? ❜ ❛ i don’t like this ending. ❜ ❛ i don’t need you anymore! ❜ ❛ we are creatures of the underworld. we can’t afford to love. ❜ ❛ i’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe it, i’m in love. ❜ ❛ the difference between you and i is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❜ ❛ when will i begin to live again? ❜ ❛ you’re a beautiful woman. ❜ ❛ i love sex. ❜ ❛ where were you last night? ❜ ❛ you don’t have to lie to me. ❜ ❛ we have to end it. everybody knows. ❜ ❛ i saw you together. ❜ ❛ it’s nothing. it’s just an infatuation … it’s nothing. ❜ ❛ you’re going to be bad for business, i can tell. ❜ ❛ then i’ll write a song and whenever you sing it or hear it or whistle or hum it then you’ll know. it’ll mean we love one another. ❜ ❛ it’s not that i’m a jealous man. i just don’t like other people touching my things. ❜ ❛ today’s the day when dreaming ends. ❜ ❛ how could i know in those last fatal days that a force darker than jealousy and stronger than love had begun to take hold. ❜ ❛ only you can save him. ❜ ❛ i was a fool to believe. it all ends today. ❜ ❛ outside it may be raining but in here it’s entertaining. ❜ ❛ things aren’t always what they seem. ❜ ❛ things are exactly the way they seem. ❜ ❛ everything’s going so well! ❜ ❛ i couldn’t! i couldn’t go through with it! i saw you there and i felt differently! I couldn’t pretend! ❜ ❛ i don’t want to pretend anymore. i didn’t want to lie. ❜ ❛ we have each other, that’s all that matters. ❜ 

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THE GODLY PARENT QUIZ. 

tagged by: no one tagging: @weigella , @rmoschata , @piiratical , anyone who wants to do this just say i tagged you!

Your godly parent is Ares, the god of War, Violence, Battlelust and Rage.

Children of Ares can have tendencies that are cruel, proud, impetuous and violent, where they let out all their emotions with no care for the consequences. They tend to be brash and a bit sadistic, with a large appetite for violence. While brute strength is favored by you, you might lack the strategic wisdom required to win wars that Athena possesses, and your most useful talents would be to spread fear, terror and discord among your enemies. When there is no war however, these emotions can get the better of you and alienate you from others. You are drawn to pure emotion, and will generously give your heart to those who will reciprocate the favor, and you are a firm believer of letting people learn from their own mistakes. When your temper flares, this can cloud your judgement, lead you to become arrogant and underestimate your task. Despite being rash, children of Ares abide by a moral code, much like soldiers, and breaking it results in a relinquishment of strength that is usually unacceptable.

Qualities

Rashness, violence, arrogance, passion, enthusiasm, pride, strength, stubbornness

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Joshua Sasse being cute on the Galavant gag reel

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;PSA

THIS MUN ENCOURAGES THE FOLLOWING; 

you to send me all the memes you like; I may not always reply, and sometimes I will take a while to get to them but never be scared to send memes, even if there aren’t from a specific thing I’ve reblogged or we aren’t mutuals, memes are open to everyone. 

you to ask me questions if you like both IC or OOC, & IM me even if we AREN’T mutuals. 

you to turn any of our memes into threads.

you to send me Drabble or prompt requests.

you to remind me if I’ve forgot about our thread, I won’t be mad. Sometimes I need a kick up the ass. 

you to throw things at me even if we haven’t plotted it, throw starters, HCs you have for our muses, songs you want me to listen to, literally thrown anything you like at me okay. 

you to never feel like you need to reply or justify why you haven’t replied to me. If you don’t feel a thread, that’s cool sometimes it happens. I won’t be offended. 

you to come at me even if you’re not part of my fandom because I love cross overs. Some of my favourite threads are cross overs. 

you to have a goddamn good time in this community.

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❝ looked in a mirror lately? ❞

   (   i don’t remember where this was from omg  ) // @piiratical

            ❛ well , they don’t call me charming for nothing —   ❜

 almost smug , most people tend to brand him as EGOTISTICAL ; which to be fair , he wouldn’t deny. he knows exactly how he can be , but it’s also the fact he knows is what helps him in the long run. to not give a shit , really. it gives him the upper-hand , & above all that’s all he really cares about. 

                      ❛ the thing is , i never really have to. comes naturally. call it the … amazing , fantastic genetic makeup. my parents were some pretty god-damned good looking people , they were doing me a favor. everyone loves me. can’t really complain , got lucky didn’t i.   ❜

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Mad Men Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1iVXbfZ

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Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men

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[sheveil]

  She ignores the latter comment about her own husband because she knows better than to entertain Charming and his childish games. He reeks of whiskey and something else, and it makes her nose twinge up in slight disgust. “ You make no sense, 5 minutes into the conversation and you’re already distracted by something else ! Why am I always so surprised?”

They used to be close – [ Beauty and Charming.] But it was after what he did that she distanced herself as she would do since Snow was her best friend [ and she was the maid of honor at their wedding ] So she did the only logical thing.

        “ You know, you talk about your relationship as if it’s a healthy thing… how odd. “ 

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❛ are you not familiar with the possibility of diverse topics? it’s a shame you’d rather focus on just one thing.  ❜

    charming does this. nearly all the time. because it’s funny to see beauty look as though she’s got steam blowing from her ears. regardless or not , whether she’d like to show it or be stubborn; olis knows exactly how to piss her off & it’s only because they were close friends once before.  

❛ oh we’re very healthy , beauty. the sex is great. healthy.   ❜

[beetnelson]

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@bestechend

“ Charming. “ Her voice is sharp and she says his name as if she were accusing him of something. Beauty doesn’t question when he shows up randomly anymore – not after he kept coming by, asking how he could win his wife [ her best friend ] back, and she knew she should’ve stopped answering. She did, for a while —- but now it was just getting…slightly sad. 

   “ It’s 9pm on a Thursday..have you already started drinking or.. have you been since 4? “ 

The worst part is, Snow and Charming were still married. 

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       ❛ somewhere in the world it’s nighttime. i could drink before four ... after five — & she’d still love me , BEAUTY.  ❜

        charming wears a smug grin , this signature look he’s always been known for. maybe it’s a little late to stop by , maybe not. from the look on the woman’s face he’s already completed his job in ANNOYING the hell out of her , step one. he shouldn’t have to knock on his own door to let himself in, though she was already there. fantastic.

 ❛ now it’s absolutely ridiculous that i have to answer to you , when in fact she’s my wife so it’s as if you practically live here— what , is your husband working those late hours again? the strangest thing is , i didn’t see him when i left the office thirty minutes ago. do you still check in?   ❜

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