emily!

my username has been this little women/astonishing reference since approximately 2012 and i will NOT change it no matter how lame it is thanks for coming to my ted talk

[imnotinlovemp3]

Richard Siken, Crush // “Two Guys” Sonic Drive-In commercial

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[multi-fandom-writers]

If you won’t reblog this, get the fuck away from ME and the others on this blog.

Admim Jackson ❣

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[izzyatwarp9]

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[kristina100000]

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

[benverly]

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

[stellakowalskis]

glee is a bad show

[thisisshitposting]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[seven-oomen]

How the mighty have fallen

[iamabadspeller]

Princess Diana, John Mulaney is coming. Oh my god she has airpods in. She cant hear us. Oh my god

[starsappho]

Try explaining this to someone who’s never been on this website

[mysharona1987]

[weirdpunk-deactivated20121228]

remember when spongebob used to sometimes have actual people be in the cartoon and it was always extremely bad acting or really weird like why though

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

DAVID HASSELHOFF

[oldaperture-deactivated20190504]

those were the fucking funniest parts

[radicalseabies]

[casino-night-zone]

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[michealmouse]

the greats hung about this is all of those people is spongebobs voice actor

[tidyhippie-deactivated20190212]

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh