I Dont Have Dog Brain

Klaus They/Them It/It’s

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

" I love thick girls!!!! "

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

OOPS

[skogrowl]

💉 HRT ANNOUNCEMENT 💉

YOU NEED TO ASPIRATE BEFORE INJECTING.

I’ve known many individuals who were never told by medical professionals to aspirate, which is unacceptable on behalf of endocrinology. This is an extremely important step because if you accidentally inject into a vein, you can literally die.

“I’ve never aspirated and I’ve been fine” until you’re not.  “My doctor never told me to aspirate” because trans healthcare has yet to be standardized and is a work in progress. “The area I inject in has little to no blood vessels” but there are so many people who don’t know which areas are safest and it’s better to be safe than sorry.

How To Aspirate: Stick yourself with the needle and then draw back on the syringe. If your syringe fills with blood, you need to reposition your needle. If it doesn’t fill with blood, you’re safe to inject there.

Signs that you’ve injected into a vein: — Stroke — Shortness of breath — Coughing — Chest and/or abdominal pain — Low Oxygen — Blood clots — Slurred speech — Headache — Swelling — Tenderness

Literally just aspirate because it takes 2 seconds and can save your life.

Please share this post so that this practice becomes more common!

[mossworm]

antlion philosophy

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[little-klng]

to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot

[letdammeksayfuck-deactivated202]

if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit

[hobgoblinhero]

Freeze!

Everybody clap your hands!!!

[the-sapphic-raven]

we really are the product of our generations

[neutron-stars]

after the war (04.03.20)

[madbrake]

“Unravel” - a visual metaphor for fear. 

Ink and colored pencil. 

[archae-heart-deactivated2021012]

what once was

[bestfriendsbite]

Get OUTTA HERE

[bestfriendsbite]

There’s another dog in the back yard

[bestfriendsbite]

egg art

[bestfriendsbite]

Oop

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[ruffboi-mags]

[yespumpkindoodlesthings]

Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.

A list of brands and products containing xylitol

[bestfriendsbite]

Let’s see what happens when I put an egg in the microwave

[runrunbake]

klAUS NO! IT WILL EXPLODE

[bestfriendsbite]

:O

[bestfriendsbite]

Let’s see what happens when I put an egg in the microwave

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[neo-tokyo]

What the last pringle sees

[world-eating-serpent]

I let my lungs be empty for a moment

when I breathe in

the soil of my shallow grave fills my mouth and chest

reminding me to wake up.

[bestfriendsbite]

I am

Awake

I am

Outside

I am

Eating a persons leg

[runrunbake]

I was going to riot if it was one of my prosthetics

[bestfriendsbite]

Nah it was justa Guy

[runrunbake]

Was it on your duck walk then?

[bestfriendsbite]

Yeah!!!!!!!!! The duck was at the pond we swim in