Jazmine🎀

Just keep swimming baby

[bestofme1996]

Okay I get people being sad about Robert winning… I was sad when Joey won over Ilona last season. But to say shit like this? To go as low as possible. The bar is in HELL. I hope to never see these people watching DWTS again

[bestofme1996]

OH AND ANOTHER THING FOR YOU #whitneystans, yeah she was a GREAT dancer. I’m not saying she isn’t….. but just because she was always a great dancer doesn’t mean she should’ve automatically won. The others started off very rocky and have worked to be better than what they started out as.. she came on very strong and just never got better.

[bestofme1996]

Whitney fans are crazy. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU WONT BE WATCHING NEXT WEEK. She was not getting better the last few weeks. She hit a plateau and stayed the same. I felt like she was getting favored HEAVY bc mark is mark

[bestofme1996]

YALL FINALLY GOT THE RIGHT PERSON OFF FAWK

[bestofme1996]

Alan blink twice if you are in danger because WTF

[bestofme1996]

FINALLY YOU GOT THE RIGHT ONE VOTED OFF

[bestofme1996]

ANDY AND EMMA OVER BARON AND BRITT? HILARIA OVER HIM????

[bestofme1996]

Did I really play out a scene from one of my fav books with my husband and his best friend last weekend? Yes, yes I did.

Are we gonna try to do it again this weekend?

I sure as shit hope so.

[bestofme1996]

This man needs to play Xaden in the fourth wing series. Hes the perfect match.

The amount of UNHOLY ASS THINGS id do to this man 😮‍💨 lawd help me

[bestofme1996]

So you are telling me that Xaden knew about Brennen All this time?? And didn’t tell violet????? THAT FUCKING BITCH

[bestofme1996]

You ever just start thinking about the *one* character in your fav book and think….. lemme ride your face for 5 mins PLEASE.

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[bestofme1996]

When I tell you I’d do unholy things to Cade Eaton or West Belmont if they were real & I’d have a chance, ID DO THE UNHOLIEST THINGS 😫

[bestofme1996]

Luke Collins 🤝🏾 Rhett Eaton. You can’t change my mind

[bestofme1996]

My mom took my aunt and I to see the Golden Girls comedy show( my great grandma was supposed to go but backed out so my great aunt came).

I’m SOOO glad my grandma didn’t go cause FUCK that was so raunchy but so hilarious.

They mostly talked about an elderly Sex app, one of the jokes was rose trying to figure out what BBC meant on their app…. They tried charades to tell her instead of outright saying it…. Well she wasn’t getting it so Sophia just yelled out “ BIG BLACK COCK ROSE” and oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

Than, THAN!!!! While they were making a profile on the app for Dorothy, they were taking pics of her and they were telling her to throw her ass in a circle and she was, I literally started crying from laughing so hard 🤣

Oh and it was all men in Drag that played the women.

10000/10

[bestofme1996]

Did I get suckered into reading Flawless by Elsie silver? Yes

Am I now obsessing over bull riders and my other fav bull rider story, The longest Ride by Nicholas sparks? Also yes. Excuse me while I go down that rabbit hole again 🫣

[bestofme1996]

Life is dragging me by the singular coochie hair rn 🥲