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Bitch I said say sorry to him not make it worse

#Poor Alan #Give that man a break #He's too old for this #He's like #In my relationship we communicate #TRY IT FOR ONCE #bl series #thai series #thai bl actors #pitbabe #pit babe season 2 #pit babe the series

“sam has 80-100 people here (to watch him)”

“do you even know 80-100 people”

that was brutal 😭

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The Writer’s Journey Videos

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I know this pain very well and definitely felt his pain in this scene 😆

#pit babe 2 #pit babe 2 ep 5 #poor alan

Alan blink twice if you are in danger because WTF

#alan bersten #poor alan #dancing with the stars #dwts spoilers #dwts us #dwts 34

poor Jeff. "not only are my visions back but they're worse. surprise!"

expectedly, no one is happy about this.

#pete with his captain obvious nonsese #thanks sir #poor jeff #poor alan #pit babe the series #pit babe 2

hear me out. Alan Wake serial, but it's not about Wake. Its about Bright Falls and Watery, and people out there in like 90x sitcom style. There's some crappy romantic plotline with random people, bad jokes, background laugh track etc. BUT Alan ACTUALLY is there. He just appears at the end of every episode, covered in blood, mud and dirt and like: Yes, finally, i got out from this hell!!! (always somewhere by cauldron lake) AND something or someone just ACCIDENTALLY knocks him back. EVERY episode, new plots characters people life going on and Wake is there getting out and going back there. Every Single Time.

One episode he's crawling at shore, standing up all exited and stuff AND some random dude tosses a dog toy or something, casually playing with pet, Alan makes step, trip's over and here he go back into water.

Another episode, some lovely dovey scene romantic moment, a couple in a boat, drifting in lake. Suddenly, Alan spawns near, trying to got in like: ohmygod guys u won't believe me but help i need to get out here right now. Couple helps him, but oops, lost their balance and Wake again back in dark place.

Some fisher man kicks him in a face, someone bumps into him, someone slaps him with a beach umbrella (kinda???), someone asks him to hold something for a sec and he looses his balance. literally, EVERYONE knows him like yeah this guy, eh weirdo snooping near lake all the time.

and after credits scene Zane and Scratch doing regular insane things, minding theyre own business. suddenly Alan pops up, and they like: Oh, u back again. How's the day, writer boy?

That's IT. Maybe FBC agents in a background not understanding a damn thing, doing tests monitoring lake and shit, but they're always a second late to catch poor Wake. Or, otherwise, leaving at exact time when he escapes.

#alan wake 2 #alan wake ii #shitpost #i may be mentally ill #poor alan #but it's all for comedic purposes

Bro poor Alan XD

Sticks always break his computer, I can't imagine all the times he had to reset everything or even buy new computers XD

#alan becker #ava #animation vs animator #poor alan #sticks #animator vs animation #Alan is not to blame for the fights and he always ends up affected 😖.#ava spoilers #spoiler alert

and after credits scene Zane and Scratch doing regular insane things, minding theyre own business. suddenly Alan pops up, and they like: Oh, u back again. How's the day, writer boy?

#alan wake 2 #alan wake ii #shitpost #i may be mentally ill #poor alan #but it's all for comedic purposes

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