Agnes: Now that you two are finally official maybe you could *unintelligible whispering*
Enid: Could you speak up a little?
Agnes: adopt me?
Wednesday: I'm sorry
Agnes: *deep breath* Adopt me and be my mothers
Wednesday: I heard you I am merely sorry, though we may be official as you said, our relationship is still balanced on a razors edge
Agnes: *face falls looks to Enid*
Enid: I mean it's a bit strange and I wouldn't say never, but with my family hunting me and Wednesday's grandmother hunting her and maybe vice versa. It's just a lot pressure. Please don't hate us
Agnes: . . . *sighs* I understand, though I can't say I'm not disappointed
Fourth voice: We would be happy to adopt you
Everyone turns to see a large chair wondering how they could have missed it
It slowly turns revealing Yoko, with Divina sitting in her lap, stroking her hair. Clearly meant to be intimidating. Divina and Yoko being roughly the same height it looks more awkward
Wednesday: Why would you want adopt Agnes?
Divina: *gets up and puts a hand on Agnes' shoulder* It would be completely altruistic, adopting a child would look good on my application for Yoko to turn me, but Agnes is just so obviously lacking in strong female role models
Enid: What? We're still her roll models and were the same age! What makes you better then us?
Yoko: Technically I am 37 in mortal years and we've never been embroiled in murder investigations
Wednesday: Because you live bland basic existences
Divina: *suddenly holding a switchblade* Do we? Or do we just know how to cover our tracks better?
Yoko: Knowing your parents I get why you l believe your the center of attention but if you allowed yourself a moment of sonder you may notice we aren't just background characters to your lives
Agnes: *eyes beginning to wander with a sparkle of curiosity*
Wednesday: The opportunity to adopt comes along and you just pounce on it for your own benefit
Yoko: Adoption is common among vampires, I would have adopted your mother if Hester hadn't literally buried in me in lawyers
Enid: What do you mean literally?
Yoko: I had to dig my way out from the bottom of a mass grave, *wistfully* to think what may have you might have called me granmama
Wednesday: Agnes! Come with l us. We will discuss the possibility of your adoption elsewhere!
Wednesday stalks out of the room followed by a confused but enthusiastic Enid
Agnes looks at Yoko and grins
Yoko and Divina give her a thumbs up
Wednesday: *from halfway* Agnes Addams-Sinclair I will not ask again
Enid: Why does your last name come first?
Agnes runs up and hugs Divina and Yoko
Agnes: *scurrying into the hall* Coming mom's!
Divina: I wouldn't be completely opposed to getting our own one day obviously not anytime soon
Yoko: We can still be aunts, beside we might still get a chance, what's the likelihood one of them doesn't get murdered soon and the other dies avenging them
Gosh, I just miss Yoko so much (Author made the greatest character of her in fics)
