the puny garloid

canada eh | very manly muppet | pro-cannibalism | anti-genai | yuri propaganda | every billionaire die now | same url on ao3

[segamascott]

[bubblegum-gf]

*sees two women interacting for five seconds in a show*: c’mooooon lesbians *shaking dice in fist* mama needs a new pair of lesbians

[814519]

starting the pride month with mcvadi

[mrsmckay]

i love whatever is wrong with her

[aphrostiel]

the coats and suits of mulder and scully

i'm hoping to do more soon! they actually have a pretty nice variety, specially scully. feel free to reply if you have any suggestions for next ones :D

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[noprophet]

this feels like a gif that @betchiwilleatyou would send

[betchiwilleatyou]

i'm gonna send that to you every time you're mean as fuck to me. because you're my enemy

[junegoose]

S2E9, basically

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 2.10: Red Museum

[futvrism]

the x-files | 3.16

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[abbdabbpittgal]

People will say "McEvans are so Mommy and Daddy in an ✨extremely kinky, sexy, filthy✨ way " and I agree with them.

Obviously.

But then when I say...

"Cassie is Mommy and Dana is DADDY, right??????"

only an elite few agree with me.

[sadmortician]

Not bad, the feeling of imperfection

[mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck]

Thinking about their glasses again...

[mxmmyprentiss]

fuck she's so hot here

[mulderscully]

THE X-FILES | 4.20