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beth / 29

[kosmogrl]

[sadhoc]

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

[catbxy]

lower case (derogatory)

[griffys]

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

[robloxmilf]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[yeehawlw]

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[obviousplant]

Swallow You’re Fellings

[respectfulmemes]

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[eggpuffs]

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

[babyboomerbullshit]

Oh No! tattoos!

[yipyap]

lol like this is actually cute. backfire

[obviouscaptain]

they’re boyfriends

[yipyap]

he’s worried his punk ass bf forgot to apply sunscreen again

[chazkuangshi]

he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend’s tattoos. adorable

[phagi]

Sunscreen directions: best when applied with love

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[milfposting69]

[toralei]

knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed

[studentlifeproblems]

[monica-gems]

Me

[rosewater1997]

Me trying to get more likes on a selfie 

[shewillfeatdrake]

[peerieweirdo]

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

[peerieweirdo]

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

[peerieweirdo]

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

[peerieweirdo]

never mind.