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what's up welcome to my dire situation - they/he- 21+ - art tag #aireosart

[typhlomys]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[irondive]

[weepingwidar]

Konstantin Korobov (Russian, 1985) - Sharks (2023)

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[thecryptkeeper]

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house