🐘🐘

[kabbyaf]

Murphy: Please “I love her.”

Me:

[stupidnoobofficial]

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

[selfcarereminders]

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

[misangremellama]

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

[misangremellama]

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

[iamryanhenly]

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

[sapphichollstein-deactivated201]

reblogging this because when they go through my phone and find my tumblr they’ll see this

[becausedragonage]

As an actual mom, I approve this message. If your parents say it’s a normal part of parenting, no. No it’s not. They are wrong.

[goldenheartedrose]

^^^Cosigned, as another parent.

[electricsexdoll]

I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.

[camrenstarrynight]

We know 🌗

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[pumpkinjuice18]

Please I need to do Christmas shopping Patrick lol

[cashmerethoughtsss]

do these ever work? serious que 

[liquid-liamm-deactivated2017031]

Monz

[tim-lucy]

please 6x05 we dont have a lot of stiles right now and that wall scene looks lit and all but give me stiles hallucinating lydia, give me stiles talking about lydia, give me stiles in complete and utter despair because he cant stop thinking about the last thing he said to lydia and how true it was

i will take any of the above PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING

[whenikissedhim]

I don’t care what you think they are the most adorable ship ever!!!!! Look at them they are in love and so beautiful and they care so deeply about the other There is so much development and their so natural towards each other. Mark my works STYDIA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP TO EVER EXIST!

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[astormlikethis-remaking]

some songs that will turn 10 years old in 2017:

apologize - onerepublic

beautiful girls - sean kingston

love song - sara bareilles 

glamorous - fergie

shut up and drive - rihanna

this is why i’m hot - mims

how to save a life - the fray

no one - alicia keys

girlfriend - avril lavigne

bubbly - colbie calliat

crank dat - soulja boy tell ‘em

makes me wonder - maroon 5

don’t matter - akon

what i’ve done - linkin park

[dunflower]

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

[imaginethedarkerside]

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

[dunflower]

this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think it’s some profound observation but it’s actually about my mother not singing along to fergalicious in the car bc she was mad at me..

[dunflower]

this post got over one million notes and it’s still about fergalicious

[litany-of-excuses-deactivated20]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[chris-lives-here-deactivated201]

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

[bohemian-fairies-blog]

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[oh-my-stydia]

[lerrieslovechild]

#WCW the queens of acapella !! I love them so much ! 💖💖👯👯 👑👑👑👑 ( credit to mixersalert on Instagram

[rapunzelie]

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

[princesconsuela]

FRIENDS premiered 22 years ago today | September 22, 1994