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[dose0freality-deactivated202012]

SCREAMING

[pippiang]

More people need to see this. We stan a multi talented Irish gay icon

[monkeysaysficus]

GET IT PETUNIA DURSLEY!!!

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS UPSETTING

[knoping]

[adulthoodisokay]

we didn’t deserve Sense8

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[rootbeergoddess]

Gonzo what the fuck?

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

[demigoddessqueens]

The lack of self awareness from the woman who’s hair and clothes are hand-me-downs from the 90s

[toastbutteregg]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[hargashouseofribs]

[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[haganez]

i think of this video once a week

[89thalice]

Transcription: A man stands in front of the camera with the caption “A story time from when I was a girl” next to him and trans flags adorning the video. “Ayo, let me give y’all a story time. You know I’m transgender, I was born a girl I transitioned into a man but let me give y’all a story time from when I was a girl. So, me and all my stud friends, we getting ready to go to this party we all dressed in all white.  One of my friends decided like, ‘Ay y’all, let’s all wear our straps to the party.’ So we all dumb, ‘Aight, bet!’ So, we all wear it to the party. We get to the party, it’s a basement party, back in the day, you know what I’m saying, so, nobody can really see. So, this girl get to twerking on me, she feeling me, giving me her number, dadadadada (said to mean etc.) We meet up after the party at her house, me and all my friends. So, we all go into seperate rooms dadadadada. So, we did what we had to do. So, I ain’t talk to shawty for like, two and a half months and I get a random text from this number like, ‘Yeah, like I been trying to call you and talk to you.’ And I’m like, ‘For what?’ you know what I’m saying, [I’m trying to] ignore you, like, it was a one night thing. She’s like, ‘Yeah, I’m pregnant and it’s your baby dadadadada…’ And I’m like, ‘Shawty, I’m a girl.’ and like, showing her pictures of like, what, me in a sports bra. No, she like ‘No, that’s your sister I’m not stupid I know who I had sex with that night.’ Um, so, to this day I got a child out there. Hey son-”

[pogasm]

finally. the first transmasc absentee father

[miiamin]

diversity win, cis men no longer have monopoly on absentee fatherhood!

[imposterogers]

“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that

[imposterogers]

nerd:

geek chic

[honey-pot-hobbies]

He’s a modern nerd…. like that is what a lot of nerd dress and act like nowadays because we’re all depressed and learned nobody gives a shit so we mostly stay quiet

[anxietyproblem]

[blossy]

[lyinginbedmon]

When Utonium first creates the girls, he immediately panics about how to take care of them and drives to the store to get supplies and, literally, the First thing he says when he gets back is “good parents don’t leave their children home alone.”

Like Utonium went from Scientist to Dad faster than the explosion that created his superpowered daughters.

[birdybabybird]

@idon-kno big m vibes

[idon-kno]

Oh definitely

[birdybabybird]

Accidentally creates super power children welp guess he's a dad now

[dankmemeuniversity]

[heinousbitch-deactivated2022090]

HOLY SHIT ????????

[acitywithoutwalls]

Literally a bunch of illiterate gay men in wigs do this on a weekly basis on Drag Race in seventeen minutes and a budget of five dollars.

[woodlandqueer]