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how do you feel about the new wave of hate against cis people? don't you think it's a little extreme to say that they're all bad especially when a lot of them are allies and supporters?
i don’t give a fuck about any of the things that you mentioned just now
I used to love Panic! Pretty. Odd has a special place in my heart. I went through a phase where those guys were all I’d listen to. I’d listen to them everywhere I went. I would Panic! at the supermarket, Panic! at the bakery, Panic! at the pizza parlour, Panic! at school, etc. I’m really keen to get in on this. I can offer my services as a guitarist, or a root vegetable player. I watched a YouTube tutorial on how to turn carrots and parsnips into woodwind instruments, so yeah. I’m pretty versatile. I think I’d be an asset. BYOB? Bring your own… beetroot?
To be honest even when I’m not Panic!-ing, I’m just flat out panicking. Living that anxious life but still trying to get shit done, you know. But having Brendon Urie there while I’m freaking out in a supermarket does help a bit. Also yes honey, so far no other nb people seem to be interested in my band idea so I need you small prince and your guitar skills. Plus you’re hot so I feel that would help a whole lot.
I hate Panic at the Disco but I have a ton of cat pictures saved up on my phone ready to go if you’d like? I also can’t play any instruments but I have a feeling I’d be a whiz at the triangle.
I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say you hate Panic because of the cat photos thing. Just gonna put it out of my mind. Maybe you can stand at the back and then halfway through songs just come centre stage and fucking go crazy on the triangle. Triangle dubstep.
I mean yeah, obviously you’re super hot. I meant mostly for the straight girls and the gay boys and the nb people leaning toward cis men in their sexuality. I’ve definitely got my own little legion of fans already from YouTube, so we’d get famous in no time.
Thank you for calling me super hot, I feel very underrated around here to be honest. I live on compliments so it’s hard. What’s like having fans though, do you get stalked and stuff? Or like....sent weird shit in the mail ever?
That I can deal with. That’s pretty much been my entire life up to this point. I’ll be the eye candy for all the teenagers to get them interested. I don’t, but I could learn.
Ummm, sweetie. Not to be arrogant but I am finely crafted like a fine piece of oak furniture, I’m def eye candy too. I mean you cute as well but I wanna get famous and be loved and sign titties. Although apparently, you already are loved by teens; aren’t you some youtube guy. But like....One that isn’t a piece of shit.
I’m in, as long as you promise not to be mean to me. I don’t mind some light ribbing but I’m very against true meanness. I play guitar.
I might laugh if you do something stupid but I promise that is the furthest I will go. You are very small and you look like a tween and I don’t want to harm you goth son. Also can you play the intro to I write sin not tragedies on guitar, that would be a big plus.
I’ve decided to start a band because I have no one to hang out with because there are actually like no girls and hardly any nice trans people around. If you wanna join you must think Pretty.Odd is a masterpiece and also let me send you cat pictures at 3am. Auditions gonna be held at that creepy skatepark to weed out wusses. BYOB.
@malcolmish: tfw your fave online sex toy store is having a sale and offers free shipping when u spend $50 so u always gotta spend $50
@saturatedsunrise: @malcolmish [buys $50 worth of lube] gonna make me a home made water slide kids. get me the tarp we gon do this.
@flohale: @saturatedsunrise 'ma'am.. ma'am listen... all im saying is that im sick of most websites only having 'female' or 'male' for gender options'
@flohale: @saturatedsunrise lets just start a business where we talk utter shit to people
@saturatedsunrise: @flohale you'd be super good at that u do tend to talk a lot of shit :))
@flohale: @saturatedsunrise i could talk on the phone for hours let me come in and help you
@flohale: @saturatedsunrise 'hello sir. did u wanna hear a knock knock joke? sir? sir? hello?'
@saturatedsunrise: @flohale "hello sir would u like to hear about this nice bird i just saw on the side of the road it was very fat"
@flohale: @saturatedsunrise i always got my tiddy out... id prob get fired if i worked where you work
@saturatedsunrise: @flohale being a receptionist is hard. not allowed to wear open tops. gotta make coffee a lot. sometimes i have to answer the phone. so tough.
@saturatedsunrise: i got reprimanded at work today because my tiddy bress was a lil bit out bc my shirt was undone too much wtf these are gifts to the world free them
@princesscal: my account is gone.... someone just hacked me
@saturatedsunrise: @princesscal :( baby, how did that happen?
I am most definitely not ashamed of the fact that I took ballet for years and still continue to take classes today. All I know is that I can pirouette circles around these hoes.
Doesn’t ballet make you like...super strong as well? Fucking strong ass calves and shit. Kick a man’s head clean off.
halseymusic: YO I get so pissed when people say I don’t vibe with fans. I’m not gonna talk down to y'all. I am not above you. I am nothing without you.
“They almost didn’t rent me a place because I’m ‘not old enough.’ Assholes. When will they learn that 19 is the new 21.”
You can’t do shit at 19 though, so it’s really not. Definitely can’t buy alcohol which is fucking useless. You’re still a lil baby at nineteen practically, no wonder they didn’t wanna let you rent somewhere. Even though that probably is illegal...To try and deny someone a place because of age if they’re over eighteen.
