professional let goer

the name's cash come watch my show

[betterisaroundthecorner]

my pronounce are they/them or whichever ones make the least sense in the given situation

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[ndnbutch]

fyi. being intensely self critical is not the same as being self aware. if you’re really self aware you’ll be aware of the good stuff too. just in case anyone needs to hear it. don’t mistake constantly dissecting what you see as your flaws for some kind of personal enlightenment.

[betterisaroundthecorner]

one day you will meet someone who will really test your "endless" patience. and if you know whats good for you, you will find exactly where that end is and stand your ground. i believe in you. fuck em up

[nazuk-kali]

the headache saga continues

[whyenn-reader]

the usable internet is a kind of dead wife

[segamascott]

[icaseybaybee]

[loveridden1999]

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

[betterisaroundthecorner]

ever since a young age i felt like something was crawling out of my skin

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[virgoboy]

Hmm I’ve decided to start having a really high opinion of myself

[hikikomoricomplex]

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

[themainspoon]

[snoozingbear]

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

[asksloyxp]

Over my amazing digital carcass

[toiich]

Louise Glück, from October