[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[virgoboy]

I am so alone in life that every day feels like spongebob in that one dark hallway

[angelbabymikaa]

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

[virgoboy]

Googled my symptoms and it diagnosed me with imminent death

[virgoboy]

Really loving water this afternoon

[virgoboy]

God it is so much easier having conversations with people in my head where they follow the script i have set for them

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[nonlynear]

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

[gaysie]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

[barry2018-2023]

literally one of the most normal things you can do is be born in the 90s

[loveridden1999]

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[virgoboy]

Tomorrow is meant to be a wfh day but i’m going to go into the office anyway because i’m going slightly crazy being at home alone all the time

[virgoboy]

well i don't feel rested and i have so much work to do next week at work. flop weekend

[virgoboy]

Mehdi is too smart to be debating these morons

[virgoboy]

The 2012-2013 run of getting born to die, electra heart, AM and pure heroine within the space of 24 months. A genuinely unbeatable time to be in high school