[barry2018-2023]

literally one of the most normal things you can do is be born in the 90s

[loveridden1999]

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[virgoboy]

Tomorrow is meant to be a wfh day but i’m going to go into the office anyway because i’m going slightly crazy being at home alone all the time

[virgoboy]

well i don't feel rested and i have so much work to do next week at work. flop weekend

[virgoboy]

Mehdi is too smart to be debating these morons

[virgoboy]

The 2012-2013 run of getting born to die, electra heart, AM and pure heroine within the space of 24 months. A genuinely unbeatable time to be in high school

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[cornbreadxmilk-deactivated20220]

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

[virgoboy]

sigh i wish i could bunker down with a virgoboy in a south hemisphere mountain city for the next 3 months

Okay get in the bunker with me quick

[virgoboy]

Okay goodnight girls see you tomorrow

[virgoboy]

Jealous of you guys going into summer i personally am bunkering down in my south hemisphere mountain city for the next 3 months

[funstyle]

When you cant even blog about it

[virgoboy]

i think m.i.a. going full maga makes paper planes the most bittersweet song of the 21st century. listening to it feels like the death of optimism

[virgoboy]

Tried solo queueing overwatch and i lost so many games i feel like the worst person alive and i will never be loved

[virgoboy]

and playing with my friends has not been much better

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite