Nobody's Perfect

Hey there internet world! Wazzup! I'm Tristan James Conroy (Yes, I'm a girl. Welcome to the twenty-first century.) I'm fifth out of six kids; crazy, right?! My parents were like rabbits. No matter what anyone else tells you, I AM THE COOLER TWIN

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Since the power has been back, I’ve been catching up on the shows I’ve missed and quizzes that Buzzfeed has made. So I’m sorry I’ve been a bit of a recluse. I know everyone missed me.

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TEXT TO TRISTAN.

Z: To do what we say, or else.

Z: We'd hate to have to punish you :(

Z: But we won't hesitate to if you need to be taught a lesson.

Z: We have a feeling you'll pick things up real fast. ;)

Tristan: Yeah, alright.

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TEXT TO TRISTAN.

Z: :)

Z: Just follow the rules, and we won't do anything to you that you don't deserve, Tristan.

Z: At least, not yet.

Tristan: What are the rules?

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[UNKNOWN]: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME? -- Z.

As long as you don’t make my face turn into a creepy ass smile and cut off people’s hands on dares. Let’s see how bad you bitches are.

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NUDES!

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wrenmatthews:

I really appreciate your level of devotion.

Thank you. My parents have always been very supportive of my passion and I couldn’t have made it this far without them.

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Tristan James Conroy Moodboard

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NUDES!

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wrenmatthews:

Makes sense

It’s why I’m so pale. So much sour cream and not enough guts.

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NUDES!

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wrenmatthews:

What’s the other 5%?

You know, the stuff people are made of. Bones, water, blood.

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NUDES!

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jer-w:

Whatever did I do to deserve such wonderfulness? 

You’re just a great kid. It’s how I show my admiration. 

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NUDES!

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jer-w:

I might already have one of those but I could always use another. Nothing like two rainy clouds. You’re probably better to talk to than the other one.

We gotta make sure you stay drenched. Of course I am! I’ll even sing to you. Raindrops keep falling on your head. 

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NUDES!

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jer-w:

You know I’m always here for you, Tris. Any time you need. 

Right back at’cha. I’ll be your own personal gray, rainy cloud over your head any day.

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NUDES!

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jer-w:

Somehow you missed your true calling which just seems like a huge fail to me.

Thanks for the pep talk, Jeremy. I feel great now. I hope you step in a puddle.

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NUDES!

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wrenmatthews:

That’s one of my favorite qualities in a person.

Then you and I will get along grreat. I’m 95% Mexican food. 

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NUDES!

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wrenmatthews:

Shoot your shot, girl. Get them dollas. But make sure you say taco instead of ‘talk, oh’ or no one will believe it.

I always talk about tacos so I won’t have to do anything different.

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NUDES!

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jer-w:

With great power comes great responsibility and God knew what he was doing when he gave you the power of photoshopping flower crowns. And that many siblings. If you can’t use your powers on them than it’s really wasted.

I know, right? I should’ve moved to Hollywood so I could’ve been the flower crown manipulator for celebrities.