PM: Can you promise me you'll be as safe as possible?
PM: You say that as if you fear I would do something silly. Yes, I promise. As long as you promise you will be safe too. Keep your head low, don't look anyone in the eye, and always nod and do whatever they ask you. I promise, it will be over quickly.
PM: That sounded dark, but you know what I meant.
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