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[wtfisgoingonews]

[wtfisgoingonews]

Y’ALL THEY REALLY TURNED AWAY THE KANSAS CITY MAYOR TODAY -

[full article]

[retrogamingblog]

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

From the website’s FAQ:

“Who is this for? Full Cart is perfect for hard working individuals and families looking for a way to extend their grocery budget.

Why is there no charge for the groceries? Full Cart partners with generous companies and organizations you know and love to cover the cost of your meals. All you pay is shipping.“

This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

[nekojitachan]

Check online/google - seeing that the coupon codes change all the time (try ‘noodles’ or ‘cyber’). Only in the US.

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[valtsv]

working cringe hours at my fail job

[valtsv]

[everythingfox]

[nflstreet]

[threesideddream]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Living with a young man is mystifying, just looked in the fridge and my housemate has a leaky, open baggie of raw sausage meat sitting on top of an open bag of salad mix.

Like, raw meat juices seeping directly into his greens I'm losing my mind.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[halodite]

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

my friend brittany was stabbed once and okay she’s a little florida swamp trash she’ll admit that, but she told me this story of being stabbed with a STEAK KNIGHT, and her reaction was basically, “what the fuck, did you fucking stab me???’ then her friends carted her off to the ER

if this can happen to Brittany, who is totally okay even if she has a tattoo in the shape of Florida where the panhandle turned into a gun, it can totally happen to Pewdiepie I mean he is was more stabbable than my friend britney

[halodite]

its ok queen go off

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[elliguana]

It’s gone beyond baby Yoda.

[glorytothelegion]

[firefox-official]

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar

also what the hell are kits then

[firefox-official]

babies. duh

[gayemo]

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

[firefox-official]

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

[dykeufo]

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

[firefox-official]

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

[voidedmuffin]

wait. what are cats then

[firefox-official]

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

[cygnusposts]

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

[firefox-official]

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

[williamshamspeare]

the fuck is a warrior cat

[firefox-official]

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

[superultramefanerd]

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

[firefox-official]

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

[echotunes]

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

[firefox-official]

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

[quinniehere]

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[firefox-official]

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

[tiny-crecher]

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

[firefox-official]

neither should tigerstar but guess what

[firefly464]

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

[firefox-official]

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

[firefox-official]

hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is

[glowearring]

what are two legs considered?

[firefox-official]

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

[gaytoddhoward]

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

[firefox-official]

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

[foxfished]

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

[firefox-official]

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

[puddlewing]

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

[firefox-official]

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

[meshugenist]

just got out of therapy i have a beam attack now

[youlooklikearealbabetoday]

I’ll take care of everything.

Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho

[everythingfox]

Cat loves touching the revolving door

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[angelnmbrs]

literally all of online “stan twitter” language is just aave that’s been popularized and generalized by nonblacks to the point where black people are the ones who look out of pocket for using words we came up with because funny internet persona #23904378 wants to use “deadass” and “finna” in every other sentence

[angelnmbrs]

can white people please reblog this because all i see in my notes are people of color and y’all need to own up to the fact that you overuse aave as well (looking @ u white gays)