every moment of my life is a humiliation ritual

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@superultramefanerd
every moment of my life is a humiliation ritual
we go together Is a surreal slice-of-life webcomic by Pim updated three times a week
It’s Tough Getting Older
holy shit this dude is killing it
Found the comedian, his name is Andy Huggins and here's his NPR interview
why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving
How could you forget the classic
wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited
I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder
I am nineteen years old
I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me
Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
Official silly sign(s)
Now if Iron Lung the movie gets a Blu-ray release, I suggest adding in the director's commentary starting with "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier..." and also Markiplier in the corner.
#the person behind me in the theatre offered me a tiny paper markiplier #and a toothpick and some tape so that i could tape him to my glasses #so for the entire film i had an extremely blurry tiny paper markiplier in the corner of my vision #and it actually enhanced the experience i think #shoutout to the person behind me for printing too many markipliers and offering him to my friends and I #genuinely made my night it was so wonderful LOL #iron lung
upgrading the prev's tags into a post
live markiplier reaction
I sneezed last night, like actually sneezed. I usually try to hide it when it's happening because otherwise-
-the peanut gallery will have opinions
Your pinecones appear disgruntled
it would be better if we had an animal that hunts us for food so that anxiety over things like emails could be put into perspective
I would be okay with seeding polar bears throughout the greater toronto area, is what I’m saying
i love it when dogs have a disgusting wretched little toy thats their Baby and its the only one they dont fully eviscerate they just take their sopping wet crusty crunchy Baby around the house and suck on it until it looks like this
would you believe it
Putting my gf in my phone as goldfish.
Cause she’s the snack that smiles back.
I am CRYING with laughter
oh ok
“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry
"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy
see? simple as
A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.
(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)